I start charging up the reality bomb. It will take 50 pages to do so, and there is no way to stop it except by dealing 31,337,357 damage. However, it has no defenses.
Oops I meant yards not feet. That's so I can dig out the earth under the wall without getting too close to it. Did you know that the Earth's crust is only like 200 yards deep? It seems thick, but it's possible to dig that far right? So you have only 200 yards in between you and burning magma.
kipdon: you drill into the wall, and the wall takes quad damage!
-40000
blade breaker: the sword dose half damage and you are killed by the wall
-2000
somers: your attack is ignored due to man bear pigs secret alliance with the wall.
jdogg: your bombs do some damage but the wall gains an immunity to bombs.
-1490
sporex: this dose nothing to the wall
dalek sparta: the wall looks at your bomb and laughs as it is immune to bombs.
Moabarmorgamer: i have no idea what you mean and the wall has a seizure
-100
riou: (sick megamanx 4 referance) the wall takes heave damage but its fire attack are now doubled and it learns ultima fire!
-3500
sonicheros: why? dalek is dead for 5 turns
current kitty stats HP: 10 current wall stats HP: 997,908,400 MP: 99890 immunitys: immune to bullets immune to punching/kicking resistant to nukes (not bombs) resistant to wood (LOL) resitant to swords unaffected by rious right arm (owned) immune to lazors (lazers, lasers, all teh same thing) immune to sacred magic immune to bombs | weakness's NONE | attacks/skills: anti bombing skills aquired now has arms, will counter attack close range attacks can use ultima fire | other: freinds with sonicheroes95 allied with manbearpig | people: blade breaker > dead (5 turns) daleksparta > dead (5 turns)
loloynage: your fox jumps ahead but the walls evil kitty eats it and gains incredibal stats.
firetail maddness: the tissue cause the wall to go into a deep state of explosive diaraiah and it loses an ability or two.
kipdon: the manbearpig ignores you and uses an ADC on you (anti dragon cannon) turning you back to normal and making the wall immune to dragons.
sporex: the fireworks make the wall happy! other then that nothing happens.
flite: the wall looks at you in awe, and then uses ultima flame, crisping you sunny side up. cant attack for 7 turns
current kitty stats HP: 10000 current wall stats HP: 997,908,400 MP: 99890 immunitys: immune to dragons immune to bullets immune to punching/kicking resistant to nukes (not bombs) resitant to swords unaffected by rious right arm (owned) immune to lazors (lazers, lasers, all teh same thing) immune to sacred magic immune to bombs | weakness's NONE | attacks/skills: anti bombing skills aquired can use ultima fire | other: freinds with sonicheroes95 allied with manbearpig | people: blade breaker > dead (4 turns) daleksparta > dead (4 turns) flite > sunny side up (7 turns)
dacer: i cast weaken on the wall decreasing his hp incredibally
-900,000,000
bladebreaker: your still dead
current kitty stats HP: 10000 current wall stats HP: 97,908,400 MP: 99890 immunitys: immune to dragons immune to bullets immune to punching/kicking resistant to nukes (not bombs) resitant to swords unaffected by rious right arm (owned) immune to lazors (lazers, lasers, all teh same thing) immune to sacred magic immune to bombs | weakness's NONE | attacks/skills: anti bombing skills aquired can use ultima fire | other: freinds with sonicheroes95 allied with manbearpig | people: blade breaker > dead (3 turns) daleksparta > dead (3 turns) flite > sunny side up (6 turns)