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ZachM16
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I hate almost all new music but they take my trophy of suckness. the only way you could like them is if you are a preteen or are on a really nightmarish acid trip. Your thoughts?

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ZachM16
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sorry forgot to add more. They suck because they have no talent and apparently are tone deaf. The popular because their looks. It's also not even real music it's a synthesizer,computer, and a few editing programs and that's an album.

thisisnotanalt
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Because God loves watching idiots bitching and moaning about a Disney band that's easy to ignore.

They're bad. . .really bad. But this:

synthesizer,computer, and a few editing programs and that's an album.


isn't true. My sister watches disney all the time, and their music is all actual guitar playing and singing. Which amazes me - how they can wreck music so hard using the same tools the 60s rock and metal bands, who turned music into a paragon of artistry.
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They aren't good, they are just a silly pop/for girls band. I don't think there is something more to say about them, they are a bad band, probably the worst of the quite famous, but for some are good. My advice is just wait and you shall see them disappear it's just a matter of time.

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aahahahahaha I was actually thinking of locking this thead because it was a duplicate ("Jonas Bros suck" threads are very common) but there isn't one on the front page......so yeah. The title is a bit dramatic though.

(p.s. goumas, isn't soccer a Winter sport? :P)

goumas13
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(p.s. goumas, isn't soccer a Winter sport? :P)

It's a...
*I have to think about it*
Conclusion I would say it's an all seasons sport.
Also if you don't see the grass in the zeh armatar could be a beach soccer armatar, so it's summer related.
The title is a bit dramatic though.

It's a drama queen title.
ZachM16
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[quote]synthesizer,computer, and a few editing programs and that's an album.
isn't true. My sister watches disney all the time, and their music is all actual guitar playing and singing.

they do use editing programs in studio to edit instrument sounds also but especially the singing.

Green12324
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but especially the singing.


At least they don't sound like Lil Wayne >.<

That would be scary...er
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(p.s. goumas, isn't soccer a Winter sport? :P)


I can play it in 120 degree weather. Pretty sure it's all year around.

I thought rap was bad. These retards make rap look like a true art form, that's how bad they are.

Iz gotz diz fromz ze profilez.

90% of teens would cry if the jonas brothers were on the empire state building about to jump, if your in the 10% who would grab a chair n some popcorn n yell " jump fa*gots jump" post this in ur profile!... >

I'mz ze 10%.
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I don't think there's a point in making these kinds of threads anymore, everybody hate the Jonas brothers o_O

snazzy777
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I think they are talented but there is just too much hype.

Google567
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Well, we will always have bands we hate that others love and then the great bans we love are undermined and overlooked.

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I think this thread is kinda dumb. Jonas Brothers sucks for you, but maybe not for other people. Threads like this should be locked. All the thread that have something like "this sucks!" or "I hate this!" should be locked. The thread should be instead like this: "I don't really like *name*, what do you think?". That would be better i think...

jbgarza2010
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This band is actually a Christian band. So you basically just condemned God for releasing a band with good Godly musical talent to being evil.

Have a good day.

thisisnotanalt
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The Jonas Brothers is Disney, not Christian. . . .

And if you think about it, if god really is so high and mighty, how would it be possible for a lowly human to condemn this being?

Yeah. . . .

Green12324
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This band is actually a Christian band.


Nah, I don't feel like they're all in love with me when I listen to Jonas Brothers. Christian songs sound oddly sex based, then they're about God. It's all very strange o.O
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