You've seen the Destroy BOB and Wall craze that's consumed ArmorGames. Here's that, with a twist. There are people attacking a citizen. The attackers will be played by me, unless of course this thread gets super popular, then maybe I'll let other people take it for a while. But here's the deal. I'll tell you how the attackers are attacking the citizen, and you try to stop them. As the attackers develop immunities to defenses, you will have to get more and more creative with your defenses. When the Citizen dies, you lose. Good luck!
Citizen: 999,999,999,999,999,999 Health
Attackers: Shooting the Citizen with a machine gun!
You defend the Citizen successfully. Citizen: 999,999,999,999,999,999 Health Attackers: Immune To: Shields The Attackers throw poisoned knives at the Citizen