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This thread will contain short stories about the games Gametesta tests. All rights Reserved. Enjoy!

Journey to the Center of the Underworld:

Sweat running down his face, Gametesta sat down on a rock in his cursed meadow. He had just played a grueling round of Slayer. "The next game better be an easy on." he though to himself. " I can't take any more of this exhausting Halo crap." Suddenly the setting changed to a cavern. Gametesta got up and stared looking around for his task. He found it engraved into a rock wall which surprised him. It read: "Gametesta, go through the cave next to this wall. It will take you to the underworld. You must kill the three headed beast Cerberus. Destroy the three Erinyes, Megaera, Alecto, and Tisiphone. Go to Persephone's Garden and steal a pomegranate and make a hasty retreat."
Gametesta sped down the tunnel. It seemed to be endless, but he had a bad felling he was getting close. When he reached the end he was confronted by Cerberus. This thing huge. The beast growled at Gametesta. It swatted at him with paw, but Gametesta quickly evaded it. Gametesta took flight and went right above the beast. He stabbed two of it's heads and they suddenly went limp. Gametesta was about to kill the third, but was knocked off. It seems that Cerberus had gone frantic. It was going all over the place. It fell into the River Styx. The beast drowned under their. Gametesta knew he wasn't going to take a swim in there.
Gametesta was soaring right above the river Styx. He felt free and relaxed. He was almost to Persephone's Garden when something crashed into him. It was an Eriny. Gametesta could tell these things didn't up much of a fight. He killed hem very quickly. They slashed at them, but he quickly sliced through them like paper.
He had made it to Persephone's Garden. He changed his swords to pens quickly so he could be stealthy. He walked through Persephone's garden and quickly found a pomegranate. He poked it with his pen and it stuck. He slid it into his pocket and was off. He thought the whole thing was way to easy.... and he was right. A skeleton guard spotted him and made a blood curtailing screech. Soon hundreds of skeletal were chasing after him. They volleyed arrows at him, which he easily deflected. He took flight zoomed straight for the exit. He made out of the cave and back out into the cavern. The scene once again changed back to a meadow, where Gametesta waited for his next game.

~Gametesta~

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thisisnotanalt
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Dude. . .swords for hands. . .how does he tie his shoes or eat dinner? How does he control where he pees?

the_manta
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How does he control where he pees?


;_;

Oh, God Alt, you just scarred every guy who will read your post... *Shudder*

'Twas a rather good story, but there were a few clarical & spelling errors. It's nothing, but watch out for those.
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how does he tie his shoes


He doesn't have shoes

or eat dinner


He just stabs it with his swords and put's it in his mouth

How does he control where he pees?


He doesn't, notice how his pants are yellow......
bretttrumpour
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Lol this was acually pretty funny.

thisisnotanalt
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He doesn't have shoes


How does he open doors without damaging them?

He just stabs it with his swords and put's it in his mouth


Soup?

How does he drink the water he needs to survive? A glass/cup/mug wouldn't work, and neither would a drinking fountain. . . .

He doesn't, notice how his pants are yellow......


How does he fix it if his underwear or pants bunch up? How does he turn on lamps?
the_manta
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This is becoming the "How Does Gametesta Do Anything With Swords for Hands?" Thread...

How does he pet animals?

How does he shake someone's hand?

How does he put on his clothes?

How does he pick wedgies?

How does he... Forget it. '3'

samdawghomie
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Alt you question to much. D:<

I think it was a good story Gametesta. But yeah, there are a couple of spelling errors.

RCR
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yah

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How does he open doors without damaging them?


He doesn't

How does he drink the water he needs to survive? A glass/cup/mug wouldn't work, and neither would a drinking fountain. . . .


He goes to an open water source and just dunks his head in and drinks.

How does he pet animals?

How does he shake someone's hand?

How does he put on his clothes?

How does he pick wedgies?


He doesn't
VirtualLife
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Wow...this is funny. First genuine laugh in a few hours lol.

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I actually thought it was good. Is it going to be a storyline or just Gametesta testing different games?

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I actually thought it was good. Is it going to be a storyline or just Gametesta testing different games?


Maybe a three piece story every now and then, but mostly him just testing games.
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And since you ask tennis i guess it couldn't hurt to start a short story trilogy:

Part I

Gametesta found himself on the border of California. There was a billboard that said: "Nearest town 15 miles". "Great" he thought,"I'm in California, but i have to test a game. Awesome." Gametesta looked around for his instructions, but couldn't seem to find them. He decided to fly to town. That was when things started to go wrong.
Gametesta got to town and was surprised to find that no one was there. It was a really big town. How could people not be here? Gametesta kept looking around, but it was completely deserted."Weird." he thought. Suddenly something had just landed behind him. He quickly turned around a say something amazing and terrifying at the same time. It was himself. Of course the person standing in front of him was slightly different. His face was normal along with his eyes. Gametesta imagined he looked like this before his transformation. One of his hands was a shield and one was sword. He had an evil look to him.
"Who are you?" Gametesta asked."I am your better half. I'm Rex" he said."Why have you brought me here?" "Because we both share the same goal. To get our revenge on our creator."How can I trust you?" "What other choice do you have?" Gametesta thought it over. He had no way of finding his meadow, he really wanted revenge on his creator and he didn't know what to do."Ok what would you have me do?"

Stay tuned for Part II

~Gametesta~

~Enjoy the Chicken Dance~

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I think that one had better grammar than the last one.

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http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae163/Gametesta/P7280311.jpg

Just a little concept art for Rex and Gametesta

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