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firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
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I'm bored, so here's another RPG that will most likely be more crazier than most others. It's one where you - the player - needs creativity!

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Alternate Reality is something that's much weirder than the real thing. In this RPG, you have to make some VERY weird choices. This is a free-roam RPG, meaning you can do anything you'd like. This RPG is thought up so the weirdest actions have the most benefits! After all, it's alternate reality.

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Sigh Up Form:

NameThe only thing to fill, cut the gender and age, no use in RPGS)
HP: 30/30
SP: 20/20
Focus: 100/100(SP is used in-battle, Focus is used out of it)
Damage: 2 - 5
Critical Chance: 2%
Dodge Chance: 5%
Attack type: Wood
Weapon: Wooden Club (DMG 2-5 Wood, No stat bonuses, 1 ability)
Helm: None
Ring: None
Special Hold: None
Abilities: Head Bash (200% normal damage, 90% normal accuracy)
Minimum Damage bonus: 0
Maximum Damage bonus: 0
Agility: 1 (This stat boosts evasion chance, critical chance, and the chance of attacking first in battle)
Intellect: 3 (Boosts SP power and Focus Power)
Luck: 1 (General luck, mostly outside of battle)
Weaknesses: None
Resistances: None
Money: 0$
Inventory: Nothing

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Rules:
-Post your character sheet in each post
-Nothing inappropriate
-No making up own results
-Remember, the wackier the decision, the better the results!


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xMinato
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xMinato
610 posts
Nomad

Name: Minato
HP: 30/30
SP: 20/20
Focus: 100/100
Damage: 2 - 5
Critical Chance: 2%
Dodge Chance: 5%
Attack type: Wood
Weapon: Wooden Club (DMG 2-5 Wood, No stat bonuses, 1 ability)
Helm: None
Ring: None
Special Hold: None
Abilities: Head Bash (200% normal damage, 90% normal accuracy)
Minimum Damage bonus: 0
Maximum Damage bonus: 0
Agility: 1
Intellect: 3
Luck: 1
Weaknesses: None
Resistances: None
Money: 0$
Inventory: Nothing

I go to the Gorilla to tell him if he can suicide

samdawghomie
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samdawghomie
3,550 posts
Peasant

Yes. I do

superpickle
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superpickle
689 posts
Peasant

Name: Fluffleberry
HP: 30/30
SP: 20/20
Focus: 100/100
Damage: 2 - 5
Critical Chance: 2%
Dodge Chance: 5%
Attack type: Wood
Weapon: Wooden Club (DMG 2-5 Wood, No stat bonuses, 1 ability)
Helm: None
Ring: None
Special Hold: None
Abilities: Head Bash (200% normal damage, 90% normal accuracy)
Minimum Damage bonus: 0
Maximum Damage bonus: 0
Agility: 1
Intellect: 3
Luck: 1
Weaknesses: None
Resistances: None
Money: 0$
Inventory: Nothing

I try to earn the animals trust, and in time, mate with their women...

firetail_madness
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@JJ
It's not night yet, but you sculpt a torch with wood and plastic from your ship. Than you follow a trail until it gets dark. Suddenly you reach a huge fork in the road. There are 4 forks. Straight forward, left, and 2 rights, one farther outward than the other. Which way?

@Minato
You walk out of the water, and go up to the gorilla. You shout at him. He turns his head, as if not understanding you. Than he throws another banana peel at your face.

@Sam
You hold the worm out and soon a brave bird lands on your palm and looks at you with a pleading gaze in his eyes.

@Superpickle
I said nothing inappropriate in the rules...

xMinato
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xMinato
610 posts
Nomad

Name: Minato
HP: 30/30
SP: 20/20
Focus: 100/100
Damage: 2 - 5
Critical Chance: 2%
Dodge Chance: 5%
Attack type: Wood
Weapon: Wooden Club (DMG 2-5 Wood, No stat bonuses, 1 ability)
Helm: None
Ring: None
Special Hold: None
Abilities: Head Bash (200% normal damage, 90% normal accuracy)
Minimum Damage bonus: 0
Maximum Damage bonus: 0
Agility: 1
Intellect: 3
Luck: 1
Weaknesses: None
Resistances: None
Money: 0$
Inventory: Nothing

since he doesnt understands I give the peel as a gift to him/her (I feel really srange writing this)

superpickle
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superpickle
689 posts
Peasant

Name: Fluffleberry
HP: 30/30
SP: 20/20
Focus: 100/100
Damage: 2 - 5
Critical Chance: 2%
Dodge Chance: 5%
Attack type: Wood
Weapon: Wooden Club (DMG 2-5 Wood, No stat bonuses, 1 ability)
Helm: None
Ring: None
Special Hold: None
Abilities: Head Bash (200% normal damage, 90% normal accuracy)
Minimum Damage bonus: 0
Maximum Damage bonus: 0
Agility: 1
Intellect: 3
Luck: 1
Weaknesses: None
Resistances: None
Money: 0$
Inventory: Nothing

It's not inappropriate I'm trying to repopulate the human race... Although our offspring would almost certainly be savge mutant halfbreeds...

In any case, if I can't do that I shall dig a large hole.

samdawghomie
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samdawghomie
3,550 posts
Peasant

Name: Sam
HP: 30/30
SP: 20/20
Focus: 100/100
Damage: 2 - 5
Critical Chance: 2%
Dodge Chance: 5%
Attack type: Wood
Weapon: Wooden Club
Helm: None
Ring: None
Special Hold: None
Abilities: Head Bash
Minimum Damage bonus: 0
Maximum Damage bonus: 0
Agility: 1
Intellect: 3
Luck: 1
Weaknesses: None
Resistances: None
Money: 0$
Inventory: Nothing

I give it to him then gently pick him up and set him on my shoulder and pet him.

JJ52
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JJ52
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Nomad

Name: JJ
HP: 30/30
SP: 20/20
Focus: 100/100
Damage: 2 - 5
Critical Chance: 2%
Dodge Chance: 5%
Attack type: Wood
Weapon: Wooden Club
Helm: None
Ring: None
Special Hold: None
Abilities: Head Bash
Minimum Damage bonus: 0
Maximum Damage bonus: 0
Agility: 1
Intellect: 3
Luck: 1
Weaknesses: None
Resistances: None
Money: 0$
Inventory: Nothing

Ill go straight forward after marking a tree on the path that i was walking on so i know how to get back.

firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
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@Minato
He mumbles something in his own language, than gives you a banana (yes, with the fruit still inside).

@superpickle
Using your hands?

@Sam
He makes a muffled sound.
Here, use this profile sheet now:

Name: Sam
HP: 30/30
SP: 20/20
Focus: 100/100
Damage: 2 - 5
Critical Chance: 2%
Dodge Chance: 5%
Attack type: Wood
Weapon: Wooden Club
Helm: None
Ring: None
Special Hold: None
Abilities: Head Bash
Minimum Damage bonus: 0
Maximum Damage bonus: 0
Agility: 1
Intellect: 3
Luck: 1
Weaknesses: None
Resistances: None
Money: 0$
Inventory: Nothing
Pet: Macaw (DMG 1-2 Wind)

@JJ
You walk for about 5 minutes, when suddenly one of your legs get pulled down. You shine your torchlight at your foot and see it's caught in a small hole. You try to lift your foot, but it won't budge.

superpickle
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superpickle
689 posts
Peasant

Name: Fluffleberry
HP: 30/30
SP: 20/20
Focus: 100/100
Damage: 2 - 5
Critical Chance: 2%
Dodge Chance: 5%
Attack type: Wood
Weapon: Wooden Club (DMG 2-5 Wood, No stat bonuses, 1 ability)
Helm: None
Ring: None
Special Hold: None
Abilities: Head Bash (200% normal damage, 90% normal accuracy)
Minimum Damage bonus: 0
Maximum Damage bonus: 0
Agility: 1
Intellect: 3
Luck: 1
Weaknesses: None
Resistances: None
Money: 0$
Inventory: Nothing

Yes my hands. Unless there is an object I can use as an effective spade in my view.

JJ52
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JJ52
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Nomad

Name: JJ
HP: 30/30
SP: 20/20
Focus: 100/100
Damage: 2 - 5
Critical Chance: 2%
Dodge Chance: 5%
Attack type: Wood
Weapon: Wooden Club
Helm: None
Ring: None
Special Hold: None
Abilities: Head Bash
Minimum Damage bonus: 0
Maximum Damage bonus: 0
Agility: 1
Intellect: 3
Luck: 1
Weaknesses: None
Resistances: None
Money: 0$
Inventory: Nothing

I try to use my hands to dig my foot out, if that doesnt work i look for a rock and use that to try to dig myself out.

xMinato
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xMinato
610 posts
Nomad

Name: Minato
HP: 30/30
SP: 20/20
Focus: 100/100
Damage: 2 - 5
Critical Chance: 2%
Dodge Chance: 5%
Attack type: Wood
Weapon: Wooden Club (DMG 2-5 Wood, No stat bonuses, 1 ability)
Helm: None
Ring: None
Special Hold: None
Abilities: Head Bash (200% normal damage, 90% normal accuracy)
Minimum Damage bonus: 0
Maximum Damage bonus: 0
Agility: 1
Intellect: 3
Luck: 1
Weaknesses: None
Resistances: None
Money: 0$
Inventory: Banana

Since he is not bad I guess I will...........
Make my stupid dance!

firetail_madness
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@superpickle
You dig a small hole using your hands but soon get tired. You go to a nearby stream to wash your hands, than you come back to the hole. The hole appears to have been larger than when you had left.

@JJ
After pulling and pulling, you finally manage to get your feet out. You look in the hole but see nothing strange. You shrug, and continue walking, making sure to steer clear from the whole, As you move forward the ground seems to get bumpier and less smooth.

@Minato
You make your stupid dance...again.
The gorilla makes a sound like a groaning noise and throws another banana peel at your face.

superpickle
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superpickle
689 posts
Peasant

Name: Fluffleberry
HP: 30/30
SP: 20/20
Focus: 100/100
Damage: 2 - 5
Critical Chance: 2%
Dodge Chance: 5%
Attack type: Wood
Weapon: Wooden Club (DMG 2-5 Wood, No stat bonuses, 1 ability)
Helm: None
Ring: None
Special Hold: None
Abilities: Head Bash (200% normal damage, 90% normal accuracy)
Minimum Damage bonus: 0
Maximum Damage bonus: 0
Agility: 1
Intellect: 3
Luck: 1
Weaknesses: None
Resistances: None
Money: 0$
Inventory: Nothing

Carry on digging then go the stream again and come back.

xMinato
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xMinato
610 posts
Nomad

Name: Minato
HP: 30/30
SP: 20/20
Focus: 100/100
Damage: 2 - 5
Critical Chance: 2%
Dodge Chance: 5%
Attack type: Wood
Weapon: Wooden Club (DMG 2-5 Wood, No stat bonuses, 1 ability)
Helm: None
Ring: None
Special Hold: None
Abilities: Head Bash (200% normal damage, 90% normal accuracy)
Minimum Damage bonus: 0
Maximum Damage bonus: 0
Agility: 1
Intellect: 3
Luck: 1
Weaknesses: None
Resistances: None
Money: 0$
Inventory: Nothing

Awwwww.well I guess I.......walk?

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