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Kipdon
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Kipdon
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Peasant

This is just a little game. It's sort of like destroy the wall games except it has a few little twists. The objective is to defeat the beast, or its enemies.

Beast's Stats-
HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000
MP: 5,000/5,000
Immunities:
None
Allies of the Beast:
None
Area:
City

Slayers of the Beast:
None
Dead:
None
Banned:
None
Items:
None

The Beast rampages towards a city.

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Noremak0
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Noremak0
67 posts
Nomad

Hmph...It appears I'm not on the slayers of the beast list even though I flicked my epic booger on it...Hmm...We'll change that, I pwn it with meh pwn sword and throw a pwn nade at it.

daxflame44
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daxflame44
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Nomad

I summon the grim reaper from the depths of hell to poke the beast with his death poke and slash him with his epic pwn scythe, lets see that damned beast live now

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

i kick the pwn nade back before it goes off(techically only my hands got effected.)

Kipdon
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Kipdon
2,169 posts
Peasant

I call down an asteroid from the heavens and smash it into the beast.


The beast gets hit in the face by the asteroid. (-10,000)

I use that skill from Sonny 2 on the beast that turns around damage and healing


The beast now has retrograde on for 0 turns. Whoops... times up.

i start to beat the **** outta it with my giant robot!
mwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>


Zoph, can I borrow your banhammer? Thank you.
daxflame44 BANNED!

Hmph...It appears I'm not on the slayers of the beast list even though I flicked my epic booger on it...Hmm...We'll change that, I pwn it with meh pwn sword and throw a pwn nade at it.


You're lucky. I'm letting you off with a warning this time. I will ban you next time. I already said that I wold no longer change the player lists for slayers or defenders. The beast takes such small damage that I almost wouldn't have counted it. (-0.5)

HP: 416,668.5/1,000,000
Immunities:
Bombs
Fire
Missiles
Glass
Disease
Poison
Water
Wind
Allies of the Beast:
Squidaga
Samdawg
Green12324
Riou1231
sonicheroes95 (impaired, cannot attack, 3 turns)
WilliamTheGamer
Area:
Ruined City
Status: Natural Armor, Double Damage, Haste (X turns)
Slayers of the Beast:
LLeRRoux
JJ52
dcoold
sporex
Dante1598523
bhav
Sarthra21
Haku1234567890
17dman
LegendSun
tyler0284
Bullmetal
KlinH4xx0r
Dead:
hohohi50 (5 turns)
Banned:
BijouRIP
daxflame44
Riou1231
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Riou1231
4,825 posts
Peasant

I make a giant steel shield to defend the beast with!

Noremak0
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Noremak0
67 posts
Nomad

Ah, sorry when I was reading I must have just kind of slipped right over that.

Teh pwn weaponry didn't work? But nothing can resist the raw pwnage! Anywho would it work if I shot balls of lead down it's throat (big enough to choke of course)?

ichigo772
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ichigo772
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Nomad

its a band

pyr0maniac
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pyr0maniac
211 posts
Nomad

I hurl chocolate filled balloons (threehundred of 'em) at the beast through a cannon.

jbgarza2010
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jbgarza2010
532 posts
Nomad

I use orce rage and speed combined to make a rage whirlwing and I send it to the best!

bullmetal
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bullmetal
169 posts
Peasant

i throw srukins at the beast which are the real names for throwing stars kipdon

samy
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samy
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Nomad

Can I participate in the salying of thy dreadful terror?

Kipdon has a heart attack and the beast ceases to exist.

Kipdon
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Kipdon
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Peasant

I make a giant steel shield to defend the beast with!


The shield has 50,000 HP.

Anywho would it work if I shot balls of lead down it's throat (big enough to choke of course)?


It chews the lead to pieces and swallows it.

I hurl chocolate filled balloons (threehundred of 'em) at the beast through a cannon.


The beast eats the chocolate filled balloons. (+10)

I use orce rage and speed combined to make a rage whirlwing and I send it to the best!


Is it wind affiliated?

i throw srukins at the beast which are the real names for throwing stars kipdon


It's shuriken. GET IT RIGHT! The beast takes small damage. (-2,000.5)

Kipdon has a heart attack and the beast ceases to exist.


Since I'm on the computer the rays of energy are absorbed by my body and it starts my heart back up.

Shield HP: 50,000/50,000
HP: 414,678/1,000,000
Immunities:
Bombs
Fire
Missiles
Glass
Disease
Poison
Water
Wind
Allies of the Beast:
Squidaga
Samdawg
Green12324
Riou1231
sonicheroes95
WilliamTheGamer
Area:
Ruined City
Status: Natural Armor, Double Damage, Haste (X turns)
Slayers of the Beast:
LLeRRoux
JJ52
dcoold
sporex
Dante1598523
bhav
Sarthra21
Haku1234567890
17dman
LegendSun
tyler0284
Bullmetal
KlinH4xx0r
Dead:
None
Banned:
BijouRIP
daxflame44
parrot657
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parrot657
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Nomad

I turn into a microbe that is inmune to everything, get in the beast's buttocks, and climb all the way to the brain. When I arrive I turn into a whale and it explodes

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

i turn final(kh2) and slash legend to pieces with oblivion while oathkeeper attacks haku

Kipdon
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Kipdon
2,169 posts
Peasant

I turn into a microbe that is inmune to everything, get in the beast's buttocks, and climb all the way to the brain. When I arrive I turn into a whale and it explodes


The beast has no brain. You wander around aimlessly and eventually are killed by its defense system. (parrot657 dead for 3 turns)

i turn final(kh2) and slash legend to pieces with oblivion while oathkeeper attacks haku


Uh... okay... In English please.


-EVENT- The shield starts to crack. An unseen force is damaging it.

Shield HP: 45,000/50,000
Beast's HP: 414,678/1,000,000
Immunities:
Bombs
Fire
Missiles
Glass
Disease
Poison
Water
Wind
Allies of the Beast:
Squidaga
Samdawg
Green12324
Riou1231
sonicheroes95
WilliamTheGamer
Area:
Ruined City
Status: Natural Armor, Double Damage, Haste (X turns)
Slayers of the Beast:
LLeRRoux
JJ52
dcoold
sporex
Dante1598523
bhav
Sarthra21
Haku1234567890
17dman
LegendSun
tyler0284
Bullmetal
KlinH4xx0r
Dead:
Parrot657 (3 turns)
Banned:
BijouRIP
daxflame44
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