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The person above me died because he was stuck between an immovable object and an unstoppable force.

The person above me died because he likes science

The person above me died because of mental retardedness.

the user above me was killed when he was wlaking down the street and suddenly burst into flames and was eaten by a 6 foot rabit with a really bad attitude problem

The user above me died by failing at life so hard that he/she died.

The person above me died because he failed when Arthas only had 100HP left.

The user above me died from an anuerism after losing a life in "Super Mario Bros."

the user above me died because a gaint taco raised out of the ground and ate...then craped him out and was immtendly struck by lighting and then was beaten by a random hobo named steve

the user above me died from having an imagination like my brother's

The user above me died because I lost the game.

the user above me died from searching for aliens then they found him and stuck a vibrateing anal prob in him which he likes then when they droped him off he landed in the ocean and a tiger shar bit his torso off

The user above me died of an overdose of stupidity combined with ignorance and one hour of porn.

The user above me got burninated by a Brownie.

The user above me got mauled by barnie, then tossed over a fence where a midget named bob took a sword to his/her legs, then tossed over a barbed wire fence into a nuclear wastland where he/she was quickly devoured by a 7 foot tall mutant midget named sam.

ORLY? well the user above me was kidnapped by K'nootzen, the infamous Swiss serial killer. He popped your neck open in the front, and he PEZZED out every bone in your body.