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I puseh a grandma down a hill!
WOO!
Feel the adrenaline!

Uhm, probably stick my finger in a light bulb socket when I was 11, that or cross the street with my headphones blaring, and I SWEAR I LOOKED AND DIDN'T SEE ANY CARS! and about that time I got nailed by one.

Dude, why haven't any of you pushed old ladies down a hill!?
It's the national pastime in ukraine!

Putting my finger in the door (it got crushed and I was hospitalized), eating silica gel and I pushed the TV off it's stand (hence breaking it). I also used to eat paper and I bit the wheels of the truck I got for Christmas when I was two.

Talk to Cookie.

Talk to Cookie.

This is a repeat thread, actually

Anyway, I don't really do stupid things. Lol. Ok well I probably do, I just don't remember them.

umm i tried drinking 10 raw eggs.. threw up.. also tried drinking gallon of milk, i made it halfway and had to sleep it off.. i was sick for atleast two days.. sensitive stomach

Phycially to a real cookie and on AG I talked to Cookie.

How do you talk to the floor, for it must be cause it always listens and has no opinion.

DiGiorno-So why did you do the milk drinking thing? They did that on Tosh.O and they kept hurling. Advice drink it slowly.

How do you talk to the floor, for it must be cause it always listens and has no opinion.

It usally does.

It usally does.

at work (lifeguarding) my friend and i were given 10 points each (we have a point system like hogwarts to keep up good behaviour) to eat an entire mouthful of cotton candy mix [read: sugar+red dye40]. long story short, i got slightly hyper, then crashed horribly. i almost fell asleep on stand and had the worst stomach ache for the day. well, so much for the point system promoting good behaviour...

I was shaving, and while trying to get the corner of my mouth I went sideways with the blade and cut myself. (NEVER go sideways when shaving with a razor) Im usually more careful, but i was tired. It hurt and kept bleeding for a while.