"What a magnificent opportunity for our economy!We'll have products such as Mighty Putty! MIGHTY PUTTY!" Shouts Conservative Christian activist Parsat, while throwing money all over the place. "And Big City Sliders, and the Ding King, and the Awesome Auger, and the Hercules Hooks. Billy Mays is probably the patron saint of infomercials and consumerism! We mustn't allow this to simply pass by! We must find a Catholic-necromancer now!"
"Whoa whoa whoa, hold your horses." Retorts famed worker's Union leader VoteSocialist, while secretly trying to pocket some of the money on the floor. "And who do you think will end up manufacturing these items? THE SERFS! I can see it now, the players in the serf spectrum throwing violent revolts while players who are knights strike them down by order of the dukes and duchesses, this is a crisis waiting to happen! We must reject all Billy Maysist reform at once!"
To your right, Fascist Party chairman nichodemus offers a final solution. "You know, we could use this to our advantage. Why not simply re-label all products the ghost of Billy Mays has brought here with patriotic pro-government themes! We will smother the users with products until we have the perfect slave...uherm...patriotic army of die-hard ArmorGames users, whoever doesn't like it will receive Thor's great ban hammer." Before leaving he adds, "Now that's the power of mighty putty!"
