Once upon a time, Peter Pan ( who is blatantly a socialist ) went to the United States and for fun! He decided that America was very evil and capitalist and decided to rob banks so that he could give all of the money to poor people!
So one evening, he went to the People's Bank, stole ten trillion pennies and flew away to the Bronx! There, he sprinkled all of his loot on the streets and caused dozens of traffic-related accidents. Hundreds of people died, but they were all happy because they had money!
Then he kidnapped every CEO of Microsoft and made them pay a 30 % income tax rate. And soon enough, the billions of dollars the government made lead to free health care for all ! Yay!
Oh no! The U.S national guard came after Peter Pan for stealing from the greedy and giving to the needy!
That's when Peter Pan decided to become a terrorist-communist and killed himself. He also killed his son's favorite dog and left a letter to his son telling him he never loved him.
Dude, there is spam, there is stupidity, and there's teh hellchild that does not belong in the art section and should die A.S.A.P. Dunno why the mods let this through, seeing as it isn't even proper writing. I mean, these don't go in any sort of chain, they don't make a point and they insult your intelligence as soon as you read the first sentence.
Also, this is a failsome thread name. I can admit that "OH, MY, F*CKING, SH*T" was failsome but this doesn't even have antyhing to do with socialists, or anything emotional. I can barely call it a story, considering there's no rising action or climax.
Don't riddle the last sign of decent threads with spam.
Once upon a time Bob the Builder came into town! He and his league of talking truck people agreed to fix all of the town's problems free of charge. Where ever a problem occurred, Bob's talking truck people saved the day and saved the day in a different way according to their abilities. Bob the Builder was the manager and made sure that the truck people stayed in line and fixed them whenever they broke down.
Bob the Builder then read the The Wealth of Nations by Adam Smith, Das Kapital[i] by Karl Marx, The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli and The little tugger that could[i]. He realized soon enough that he was turning the town into a communist paradise! "oh nooo!" he whaled. "Why have all of these people working hardly without seeing any profits for only the sake of each other's well being? And I could be getting rich off of these fools too! It's time to scrap this socialist nightmare for something a little more green..." (Moneywise)
Bob then made a new corporation called "Fixit Incorporated" and made the trucks do wage labor. He also invented the town's first currency, known as the Bottle Cap. All of the trucks and townspeople didn't see a problem with this at first; they thought it would only be fair to reward those who work the hardest. For a while, everything went great for Bob, he was getting millions of dollars from private contracts around the land that needed help! Sadly however, he felt as though too big of a slice was going to his workers, so he made raises lower and gave a smaller wage to newer recruits.
As time slipped into the future, Bob's empire was a multi-billion dollar success. Bob had party girls, a private bar and a fancy-pants restaurant to top everything off. When his talking truck people (once his dear friends and work mates asked.) But Bob said "Do you have $25,000?" to which the truck people replied "we don't get paid that much..." And Bob closed the door on them!
By the way In the last part, Bob asked his workers for 25.000 $?
Perhaps I needed to describe that a little better. Bob was throwing a bunch of parties and had a fancy-pants house but he only let people enjoy these festivities if they paid $25,000 admission fee. Unfortunately, Bob the builder's talking truck people were not paid that much a year.
Seriously thoad, if you think this is spam, report it to a moderator so they can see you are obviously just acting spitful immature. Otherwise just grow up.
Seriously thoad, if you think this is spam, report it to a moderator so they can see you are obviously just acting spitful immature. Otherwise just grow up.
Haven't gotten around to it. I wanna make sure that I be a minimod telling you what was wrong, just to be a rolemodel of sorts.
I'm not acting of spite, the stories here were genuine crud. Sorry to say, but they just were. It's propaganda and not very good ones at that. I mean, It's not ZEGA bad (no offense to zega, since he isn't a writer), but if you're going to make it a thread you should put more effort into it, y'know?
When you just do stuff off the top of your head, it makes the work look sloppy and unshined.
Haven't gotten around to it. I wanna make sure that I be a minimod telling you what was wrong, just to be a rolemodel of sorts. I'm not acting of spite, the stories here were genuine crud. Sorry to say, but they just were. It's propaganda and not very good ones at that. I mean, It's not ZEGA bad (no offense to zega, since he isn't a writer), but if you're going to make it a thread you should put more effort into it, y'know? When you just do stuff off the top of your head, it makes the work look sloppy and unshined.
Thoad, all of your responses are sloppy and not well thought out...now report this to a mod as spam like you said; unless of course you're willing to admit that this is a legitimate thread with people writing stories based on their interests.
Bob the Builder's talking truck people continued working tirelessly while being under paid. Most of them had no health care coverage like they did back in the good old socialist days or had sub-standard health care. It was a very glum sight indeed. Bob the Builder, now a very fat fat cat, did almost no hard work and raked in millions of Bottle Caps.
But then Soviet Superman swooped in to save the day! Soviet Superman enlightened Bob the Builder's talking truck people about the flaws of capitalism. He told them how communism would bring back everything the talking truck people loved so much! And so it was on October 1rst the talking truck people staged a huge revolution! Bob the Builder's private militia used the most advanced technology such as the Plasma rifle and the Mark III Mini Gun. The talking truck people on the other hand had breaded for decades and as a result had a vast numerical advantage. Also, Soviet Superman was impervious to bullets. Not only that, but the regular humans were equally angry with Bob the Builder.
Armed with nothing but some old AK-47s, hand guns, PPSh-41s and RPGs that Soviet Superman brought, the revolutionaries began their assault on Bob the Builder's corporate HQ building. Many revolutionaries were killed, twice as many as the amount of guards Bob the Builder had. But by the end of the day Bob the Builder was killed in a short scuffle with Soviet Superman and capitalism was crushed!
However, the talking truck people suffered from human nature and began killing each other in the communist state. Soviet Superman assumed the position as Supreme Dictator for life and killed many people he deemed as "counter-revolutionaries". Eventually, VoteSocialist was called and he lead a another revolution against Soviet Superman. This time almost all of the revolutionaries were killed considering the fact that Soviet superman died of dehydration instead of being shot to death. In the end, VoteSocialist founded the LSPAG (Liberal Socialist Party) and rebuilt the town based off the laurels of democratic socialism. With the help of his comrades such as GAGAMAN and ColoneAaron, the town became a socialist paradise and they all lived happily ever after!
