ForumsThe TavernPick up line war !!!

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MrMonkey3
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Rules

1 No looking up pick up lines online thats cheating and no fun

2 Try not to repeat anyone hopefully this goes long enough to have repeats!

3 At least try to make sense

Ill start

In a public building point to an exit and say hey there's an exit wanna go out with me?

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Green12324
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I know this thread has been made before...recently...I just can't find it...grr!

Oh well...just don't be surprised if it gets locked.

MrMonkey3
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Ok if it wasnt posted on for over a month I think this one is ok to stay open and you didnt leave a pick up line :P

Green12324
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But, but, but I remember thinking about how much I didn't want to post in that thread xD I don't know what happened to it...oh well, lol.

Umm...I don't have any good ones...so let's cheat and go online to find a really lame one no one else will use =D

"Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!"

That's the most stupid I could find, lol.

MrMonkey3
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Thats the most stupid ive ever heard lol congrats.

Here's one that girls like

Some say there are 7 wonders in the world some say there are more but to me there's only 1.....you

MrMonkey3
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Is there a mirror in your pants cause i can see myself in them

Green12324
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Is there a mirror in your pants cause i can see myself in them


Lol, I saw that one in my search for lame pick up lines.
Xavier1
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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Ezmiralda?

HiddenDistance
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Nice legs, when do they open?

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