This is a forum game called but why. It all starts by "Why did the chicken cross the road" . Then, the other person might say something like : BECAUSE (Always must start with a because or must have because or a synonym of because in the sentence) he needed to escape from hunters. Then, the next person says why HE(Could change it to anyone he wants like person, matt,duck,game, car ...) needed to escape from hunters? Because the Person(If you change it, you must say who it/she/he is) doesn't like hunters.
So lets me re-do and more simple.
Why Max ate the calculator. Because Max wanted to have his brain better and bigger.
Why did the nerd wanted to have his brain better and bigger? Because he wants to know more about how to be cool.
Why did the duck wanted more about how to be cool? Because the duck never had a girlfriend.
Why did Michael never had a girlfriend? Because he was ugly =D !