I really like The Day that Never Comes by Metallica Born to push you around, Better just stay down. You pull away, He hits the flesh, You hit the ground.
Mouth so full of lies, Tend to black your eyes. Just keep them closed, Keep praying, Just keep waiting.
(Chorus Waiting for the one! The day that never comes! When you stand up and feel the warmth! But the sunshine never comes!
No the sun shine never comes.
Push you cross that line, Just stay down this time. Hide in yourself, Crawl in yourself, You'll have your time.
God I'll make them pay, Take it back one day. I'll end this day, I'll splatter color on this gray.
(Chorus) Waiting for the one! The day that never comes! When you stand up and feel the warmth! But the sunshine never comes!
Love is a four letter word! And never spoken here!
Love is a four letter word! Here in this prison! I suffer this no longer! I'll put an end to, This I swear! This I swear! The sun will shine! This I swear! This I swear! This I SWEAR!!!
When on the road to sweet Athy, Hurroo Hurroo When on the road to sweet Athy, Hurroo Hurroo When on the road to sweet Athy, A stick in the hand, a drop in the eye A doleful damsel I did cry Johnny I hardly knew ya
Where are the eyes that looked so mild, Hurroo Hurroo Where are the eyes that looked so mild, Hurroo Hurroo Where are the eyes that looked so mild, When my poor heart you first beguiled Why did ya from me and the child Johnny I hardly knew ya
Chorus: We had guns and drums and drums and guns, Hurroo Hurroo We had guns and drums and drums and guns, Hurroo Hurroo We had guns and drums and drums and guns The enemy never slew ya Johnny I hardly knew ya
Where are the legs with which you run, Hurroo Hurroo Where are the legs with which you run, Hurroo Hurroo Where are the legs with which you run, When first you went to carry a gun Indeed your dancing days are done Johnny I hardly knew ya
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You hadn't an arm, you hadn't a leg, Hurroo Hurroo You hadn't an arm, you hadn't a leg, Hurroo Hurroo You hadn't an arm, you hadn't a leg, You're a spineless, boneless, chickenless egg You'll have to be put with the bowl to beg Johnny I hardly knew ya
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I'm happy for to see ya home, Hurroo Hurroo I'm happy for to see ya home, Hurroo Hurroo I'm happy for to see ya home, From the isle of Ceylon Johnny I hardly knew ya
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At Cavanaugh Park We used to get high Watching teams as they fought They loved my friend Adam But he always got caught Man, that kid made f***ing up look cool Aren't we all so cool now? no
And there was never any place For someone like me to be totally happy I'm runnin' out of clock and that ain't a shock Some things never do change Never do change
May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here..
Hmmm,seems like I'm going to be the only one in this. Oh well! Bustin' Rhymes!
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her ass worse than before they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*} But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope {*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}
I don't have anything against Will Smith. I think he's a great musician,so don't misunderstand me on that.
Broke into the old apartment This is where we used to live
Broken glass, Broke and hungry, Broken hearts, and broken bones This is where we used to live
Why did you paint the walls? Why did you clean the floor? Why did you plaster over the hole I punched in the door? This is where we used to live
Why did you keep the mousetrap? Why did you keep the dishrack? These things used to be mine I guess they still are, I want 'em back
Broke into the old apartment Forty-two stairs from the street Crooked Landing Crooked Landlord Narrow laneway filled with crooks This is where we used to live
Why did they pave the lawn? Why did they change the lock? Why did I have to break it? I only came here to talk
This is where we used to live How is the neighbour downstairs? How is her temper this year? I turned up your TV and stomped on the floor, Just for fun
I know we don't live here anymore We bought an old house on the Danforth She loves me, and her body keeps me warm I'm happy there
This is where we used to live Broke into the old apartment Tore the phone out of the wall Only memories, fading memories Blending into dull tableaux I want them back I want them back This is where we used to live I want them back This is where we used to live I want them back This is where we used to live I want them back
-Old Apartment,Barenaked Ladies,Born On A Pirate Ship,WMG Records
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) I'd but you a house ( I would buy you a house) If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) I'd buy you furniture for your house ( maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) I'd but you a K-car ( a nice reliant automobile) If I had a 1,000,000, I'd buy you love
If I had a 1,000,000 I'd build a treefort in our yard If I had a 1,000,000 You could help it wouldn't be that hard If I had a 1,000,000 Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there Wouldn't that be fabulous!
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) I but you a fur coat( but not a real fur coat that's cruel) If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) I'd buy you an exotic pet(like a llama or an emu) If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) I'd but you John Merick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones) If I had a 1,000,000 I'd buy your love
If I had a 1,000,000 We wouldn't have to walk to the store If I had a 1,000,000 We'd take a limousine cause it costs more If I had a 1,000,000 We wouldnt have to eat Kraft dinner
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) i'd but you a green dress ( but not a real green dress that's cruel) If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) I'd but you some art ( A Picasso or a Garfunkel) If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?) If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000 I'd be RICH!
-If I Had $1,000,000,Barenaked Ladies,Shoebox,WMG Records
WMG,a.k.a.YouTube Nazis,took all the videos of this song off YouTube,so I don't have a link.
Its been one week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said Im angry. Five days since you laughed at me Saying get that together come back and see me. Three days since the living room I realized its all my fault, but couldnt tell you Yesterday youd forgiven me But itll still be two days till I say Im sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink As I make you stop, think Youll think youre looking at aquaman I summon fish to the dish, although I like the chalet swiss I like the sushi cause its never touched a frying pan Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes Big like leann rimes Because Im all about value Bert kaempferts got the mad hits You try to match wits You try to hold me but I bust through Gonna make a break and take a fake Id like a stinkin achin shake I like vanilla, its the finest of the flavours Gotta see the show, cause then youll know The vertigo is gonna grow Cause its so dangerous, youll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think youre funny when youre mad Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad Im the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Cant understand what I mean? Well, you soon will I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of taking off my shirt
Its been one week since you looked at me Threw your arms in the air and said youre crazy Five days since you tackled me Ive still got the rug burns on both my knees Its been three days since the afternoon You realized its not my fault not a moment too soon Yesterday youd forgiven me And now I sit back and wait till you say youre sorry
Chickity china the chinese chicken You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin Watchin x-files with no lights on, were dans la maison I hope the smoking mans in this one Like harrison ford Im getting frantic Like sting Im tantric Like snickers, guaranteed to satisfy Like kurasawa I make mad films Okay I dont make films But if I did theyd have a samurai Gonna get a set of better clubs Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs just so my Irons arent always flying off the back-swing Gotta get in tune with sailor moon Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes That make me think the wrong thing
How can I help it if I think youre funny when youre mad Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad Im the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral Cant understand what I mean? you soon will I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve I have a history of losing my shirt
Its been one week since you looked at me Dropped your arms to your sides and said Im sorry Five days since I laughed at you And said you just did just what I thought you were gonna do Three days since the living room We realized were both to blame, but what could we do? Yesterday you just smiled at me Cause itll still be two days till we say were sorry Itll still be two days till we say were sorry Itll still be two days till we say were sorry Birchmount stadium, home of the robbie
