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ill start us of juck norris has counted to infinet...twice

The boogy man checks under his bed for chuck norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris has no chin under his beard just another fist.

When Chuck Norris falls in a river he doesnt get wet the water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has been dead 10 years death is just too afraid to tell him.

Faster then a speeding bullet, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, more powerful then a locomotive these are Chuck Norris's warm up excercises.

Contrary to popular belief america is not a democracy it's a Chucktatorship.

The REAL J.F.K assassination
Chuck Norris went back in time to stop the J.F.K assassination he deflected all the bullets with his chin but JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazment.
here is the link to a website full of chuck norris jokes enjoy.

Well that wraps it up

Charles Nelson Reilly killed him. Here's the proof at 0:57. Right here!

I'm a big fan of Chuck Norris. I'm a fan of Jokes. I'm not a fan of Repeat Threads, though.

Watch it!

When the Chuck Norris crosses the street the cars look both ways.

People wear superman pajamas, but Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Nice video Google, I havent seen that one before

in a battle between superman and batman who would win?

the answer: Chuck Norris
who knew

I don't like to repeat myself, but here's a good one:
Chuck Norris can stop North Korea by telling them to f*ck off, he can stop a nuclear bomb by pointing his hand at it and saying "boom" but he can't stop repeat threads

no, stop making these threads. chuck norris wasn't funny 4 years ago.

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built

Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through earth

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did

when chuck norris does push ups he pushes the earth down

if you have 5 dollers and chuck norris has 5 dollers chuck norris has more money

chuck norris can slam a rotating door

if you have 5 dollers and chuck norris has 5 dollers chuck norris has more money

space excistes because it afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris