The test you studied all week for was the wrong one. We'll start this off clean.
the person you think is your mom is realy a murderer
when you hear sirons out side with police yelling "come out with your hands up"
You're mother turns out to be your father!
When your getting tackled by airport security... because your black
When the gated community you live in lets in a terrorist because they think he's the landscaper.
When your getting chased by the cops for kicking the neighbors dog.
When you come home from school,you hear loud grunts coming from your parents bed room.
When your at home and see your parents having some (You know what i mean!) in the bathroom.
That ain't chest hair in the sink! lol
Hobos and Bums start to call you.
when you decide when you're in trouble. 0.0
when your teddy bear comes to life and starts to call himself, "PEDOBEAR"
when you find out your girlfriend and future wife is your cousin.
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