ForumsThe Tavernif zombies attack,what is YOUR escape plan!

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mellowman
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Nomad

i want to know any escape plan!

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jjrocks66
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Shepherd

id buy lots of guns and ammo and ide in a military bunker and figt tem of till deat.

Riou1231
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Peasant

I'd tell myself this was all just a bad dream... Then i pinch myself and wake up from the horribly insane dream.

Since you didn't say if it was REAL or a DREAM so i just went with the dream part!

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

f*** 'em!
This is highly inadvised.


ROFL!!!!!

Any how, really guys, your not gonna be able to get your hands on guns, and most of you will not be able to fire one. You guys fail epicly.
sporex
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Nomad

I'd launch myself into space and create new civilization on the moon with better technology. PWNED you dick faced zombies!

wwefreak360
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Nomad

my escape plan would be to run away and get a sword then kill them

Sarthra21
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Nomad

First, I'd hide in the family SUV, then, wait for my bro to come out and drive it to his friends house because his friend has shotguns, crossbows, an AK and a Dragnov. Then, we would go to the high school, in which can lock itself down and seeing that his friend is within walking distance to the school, The drive there would be extremely quick.

seven_11
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I like skater kid who pwns idea but I live in canada so its hard to find guns i would find things like bats and to the island in my city (toronto island) where i would wait out the zombie invasion with a bunch of other survivors. there is also a airport on the island so i could be evacuated easier.

Grassble
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Drive a car until it runs out of gas and then go to the nearest grocery store and get all the food i can and then get gas and drive to a underground vault and stay there the rest of my life.

Alexei
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Nomad

come on... run away? I'd rather be a whore than running away :P

TotallySane
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Nomad

You guys obviously put no thought into your plans, they mostly consist of "I would get a ton of guns because coincidentally EVERYONE I KNOW IS A GUN FREAK. I will the fire these weapons, which I have never used in my life, with amazing accuracy, despite being about 11 years old. Also I have infinite ammo because that's how it works in Left 4 Dead." You guys would all be the first to go, guaranteed.

CosmicCharlie
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Nomad

You guys obviously put no thought into your plans, they mostly consist of "I would get a ton of guns because coincidentally EVERYONE I KNOW IS A GUN FREAK.

I live in alaska. everyone has to own at least three guns in alaska.
Alexei
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Nomad

Seriously, if zombies attack the population, I think the government would be pretty quick on the military reaction... so we wouldn't have to do anything

TotallySane
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I live in alaska. everyone has to own at least three guns in alaska.


Yeah, but it's Alaska.

Seriously, if zombies attack the population, I think the government would be pretty quick on the military reaction... so we wouldn't have to do anything


Oh that's right, I totally forgot. The military is immune to zombification. My bad.
Alexei
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Nomad

When he said zombi attack, I would think the dead would rise, not the living people would become zombies, sorry, my bad

CosmicCharlie
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Nomad

Yeah, but it's Alaska.


yeah. zombies would freeze in the winter.
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