Ok, now I'm kind of joking around here, but I figure everyone here is old enough to know Santa isn't real, so listen to this song and you will see the first Santa Claus problem. And I suppose I'll do some other holidays whenever I feel like it. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town By J. Fred Coots
You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town- While this could be perfectly innocent, if you think, it could be an Angel of Death type thing
He's making a list, And checking it twice; Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice. Santa Claus is coming to town He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake- He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake!- Santa stalker? O! You better watch out! You better not cry. Better not pout, I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town.
Ok. Now I'm going to bold the sentences you should pay attention to. And I give the reasons why. I have just turned an innocent Christmas song into a strange looking thing. Funny how these things happen.
And now the fact that Jesus was born around April. Reason why Christmas is when it is: the Pagan winter solstice. And to think about the Pagan winter solstice means you think about the Pagans. Thinking about the Pagans, the Christians burned them at the stake, correct? Bad spin on a holiday. Not trying to ruin a holiday or anything, just some strange things I noticed.
That is weird. Do you know where that came from or you just found it out?
I just kind of pay attention to rhymes and whatnot. If you just listen to the lyrics instead of the tune, you start to see it too. And yeah Wartank. "And if I die before I wake" But I think they changed that part a while ago?
