Once upon a time, there was a troll named ChristianPatriot. He lived in a cobblestone house underneath a bridge overlooked by AG Castle.
The bridge is a medium sized wooden one, and it goes over a river. The river is about...50 feet wide and goes on for miles. Just underneath the bridge, on the little bit of shore before the water starts, is where the trolls have a small cobble stone house. It has a door on one side and a window looking out onto the river on the other. The trolls are all very cramped inside of it, as the room is only about 15 square feet.
Now for the history. ChristianPatriot built the house about 20 years ago, but not until recently have people been joining him in it. First was Aussinizi, who assisted him in his fight against Communism and homosexuals on ArmorGames. However, ChristianPatriot got killed in a fight against the commies and Aussi took over the house only months ago.
By now other trolls were living there as well. While Aussi was the only full time troll, there were plenty of part time trolls who served under him. They would periodically send stupid letters to Armor Games, but a moderator always caught them sneaking out of the castle. While this went on, Aussi was back at the house planning his next attack.
One day however a moderator was sent to the house under the bridge while the other trolls were gone. Armor Games had received a complaint about a post Aussi had made, and they were there to investiage. When Aussi refused to open the door, they kicked it down and pulled out a banhammer. Aussi put up a good fight, using techniques he learned while assisting in the fight against Communism, but in the end was permabanned to Hell.
Now the house has no permanent owner, and is used as a rest stop for trolls passing by. However, I have caught _________ taunting my billy goats lately, so I believe that the house may have an owner once again soon.
It's not very detailed, but DesertEagle is making a full story about the trolls of AG. I just wrote this in another thread, but didn't post it there because it would be too off topic.
My story is a parody of AG trolls, not just a thread to talk about Christian and Aussi.
"Generally you'll need permission but there's one loophole: if you're clear that the story you are writing is for the purposes of parody only." - Strop in response to DesertEagle's question about whether or not he'll need permission to ChristianPatriot in his story.
If Strop will let him write a whole story about it, I don't see what's wrong with a few paragraphs that I wrote in 5 minutes.
