I just read the "I've found a cure to PMS!" thread, and while lulzy, many of you are uninformed. You see, while removal of the lower half of the body is funny, it is also impractical. There is no way for her to effectively clean the house and cook anymore. And also, you're not getting any, ever. Also, hitting her, while satisfying, is not always the best choice. On some women it will work, but others will walk out and go to the police, which is the last thing you want. "Well then what do I do?" you're all asking yourselves. I'll tell you. Hysterectomy. The medical procedure involving the removal of the uterus. You see, with a hysterectomy everyone wins. No more uterus means, no more uterus wall shedding every month, no more PMS, you can still park you minivan in the garage (or mini cooper, I don't know), and finally, it's permanent birth control. You never have to worry again. And if you do end up wanting a kid you can go knock up a hooker or adopt an African kid. That seems to be all the rage these days.
Also, sorry about making another topic for this. Zophia locked the other topic RIGHT as I was about to post. You can lock this one as well if you want, the people of AG are now informed about how to conquer PMS, and my work here is done.
But that can also lead to suspicion, which is also unwanted. It works well is you live in the country in a more secluded area. It's much harder to pull off in a city. While possible it is more challenging, but if you get off on that sort of thing, fly at it.
Also, sorry about making another topic for this. Zophia locked the other topic RIGHT as I was about to post
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Aside from that, I believe I already made those points, at least the one about hysterectomy. It was some pages in, you might have missed it.
The reason why that is a bad idea (in my opinion), is because those same hormones that makes the menstrual cycle work keeps the sex drive going. So removing the reproductive organs removes the urge to reproduce as well.
Anyway, locking for troll magnetism, as clearly demonstrated by Gthug.
That just means you aren't scaring her enough. You need to buy guns. Buy a USAS shotgun. That'll freak her out. That **** ain't for hunting. Its for murder. Put cameras around the house. Let her know that you are always watching her. Have a motion detector tell you if she leaves the house. Have it ring up on a beeper or something you have on yourself at all times, with some way to check the cameras from anywhere. That way you can catch her- you have the car. Shes going to have to walk. You can beat her.
That is so offensive I would ban you. Of course I can't. But I would. Shame on you.
