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Somers
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Post your favorite or funny quotes here! I'll start off.

"Dont drink and drive you might spill your beer"

"If your not cheating your not trying hard enough"

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ShylaGirl92
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mine is "I smile cause I have no clue what is going on" lol that is so me

surfthenet
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As for me, all I know is that I know nothing. - Socrates


Woopss, quote the quote. I like Socrates, a short story.

When I know nothing, I ask other who knows about it.
When I know something, I know that I don't know everything.
When I know everything, I know that I know nothing.

Socrates in 2009.


"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."


Sorry ligaboy, no offense, no heart feeling, you can do nice things when people you love around you still alive, not when they are in the grave.

"People don't care how rich or smart or mighty you are, if you don't care about others, they don't care about you"

~ John C. Maxwell.

I always remember and do Maxwell quotes and I have awesome life now.
Bronze
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"Let us cross over the river, and rest under the shade of the trees . . ."

Stonewall Jackson's final words..ah, makes me tear up.

firetail_madness
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What happens when you get on the computer:

"You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality."
- Ayn Rand (1905-1982)

asderfan
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[i]"Okay, I believe you. But my Tommy gun don't!"

PossibleInstability
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"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

ligaboy
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Sorry ligaboy, no offense, no heart feeling, you can do nice things when people you love around you still alive, not when they are in the grave.


I got that quote from some comedian, I don't remember who, saw it on comedy central.



"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."


Oh, pulp fiction
dieath
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"War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left."

-some guy

TSL3_needed
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"You can get more of what you want with a fine word and a gun, then you can with just a fine word."

- Al Capone

Pixie214
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"I wanted to join the debate club in school but someone talked me out of it".

"War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left."-some guy


Bertrand Russell said that.
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I would love to be able to decide between these two, but they are so alike I can't. Anyway they PWN.

âWal-mart... do they like make walls there?â - Paris Hilton

"I went to Wal-Mart for the first time. I always thought they sold wallpaper. I didn't realize it has everything. You can get anything you want there for really, really cheap." - Paris Hilton

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"Never meddle in the dragon's affairs, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup"

deathcharge
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deathcharge
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its a crime if you get caught if not its only business

Ricador
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Shepherd

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence of trying".

"Not Here"
-Jemaine

Ricador
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[i]"Okay, I believe you. But my Tommy gun don't!"


That was a gay movie dude.
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