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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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irockownage
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Nomad

hide in your fridge

if life gives you a flamethrower...

singid25
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Nomad

Burn the person below me!

If life gives you a heat resistant suit....

iskaksen
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iskaksen
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Peasant

use it untill Singid runs out of fuel

If life gave you oblivious amounts of fuel...

knight_34
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Farmer

Uh.. I would send it up into the sky and detonate it!

If life gave you an uhhh.. an erm... huh... ahh... ah! Uh, erm.. huh? What would you do then?

knight_34
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Farmer

Hey, I don't have a math teacher! What is life thinking?! Does it need to be placed in a crazy hospital?!

If life sent you to Uranus... (No puns or references to anuses are intended.)

HEADHUNTER58
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Nomad

then come back to earth

if life gave you a knife...

Everdas
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Everdas
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Nomad

knife somebody you don't like.

if life gave you 5 minutes to live...

HEADHUNTER58
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Nomad

tell life he a fagot

if life gave you a CD

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

What Album??

If life gave you an electric guitar and an amp...

qwazyone
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Nomad

smash it and ask for a DVD


if life lights you on fire...

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Fall to the floor and roll...I think.

If life gave you an electric guitar and an amp...

Ithae
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Ithae
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Nomad

Then I would smash em'

If life gave you no voice box...

HEADHUNTER58
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Nomad

dont talk

if life gave you a girl

knight_34
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Farmer

Cry or go into a silent fit of rage!

If life made you one of the 300 Spartan's under Leonidas at Thermopylae...

HEADHUNTER58
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Nomad

then be a spartan and fight (duh)

if life made you gay

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