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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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morrisona
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Nomad

Rethink your life choices.

If life takes away everything Disney forever...

dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Throw a temper tantrum and make life give back your Disney!

If life repossess your car?

morrisona
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morrisona
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Nomad

Get a new job that pays more money. Then buy a better car.

If life takes away your chocolate....

dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Be miserable for the rest of your life.

Life strands you on a deserted island?

PLGuy
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PLGuy
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King

Make your own Mr Wilson to not go nuts out of loneliness.

Life gives you a life sentence on Guantanamo?

dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Break out.

Live steals your girlfriend?

PLGuy
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PLGuy
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King

I fight for her until my last breath.

Life takes away your eyesight?

sciller45
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sciller45
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Justiciar

Steal someone else's eyes.

Life places a Lego brick under your foot?

dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Try not to swear, because where there's Lego's there's little kids.

Life forces someone to steal your eyes?

PLGuy
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PLGuy
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King

I buy that someone eyeballs from Rocket Raccoon.

Life makes you go back to the elementary school?

abcdragon66
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Jester

Enjoy recess again.

If life gives you melons...

dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Eat 'em. DUH!

Life kicks you out of town?

sciller45
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Live in a village, smell the fresh air *trok trok trok trok* drive the tractors *trok trok trok trok* and spend your days mercilessly murdering pigeons with airguns. Take that, sky rats! Wait, but what if you run out of bullets...

Life makes you lemonade?

dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Make sure it's not poisoned, then drink it.

Life gives you a nuke that's going to go off in a few minutes?

morrisona
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Nomad

Call in Grant Ward to defuse it, then RUN LIKE THE WIND, BULLSEYE!!!!

Life gives you a failing grade?

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