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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Retake life's class. (Also, Ward? Really bad idea!)

Life expels you from school?

abcdragon66
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Jester

Well then I guess you'll never learn a life lesson. (get it?)

If life let you shapeshift into a bird...
(I just had a dream that I could do this)

PLGuy
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You shapeshift into either a falcon, or an eagle, or a hawk. Ewentually an owl if you prefer nighttime.

If life gives you a pirate ship with swashbuckling crew?

sciller45
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Go to Somalia and fight against the Somalian pirates. Then ask for payback and become part of Somalia's naval fleet. Boom. World solved.

When life gives you Pepsi?

dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Trade it for a Coke.

Life sends you to an alien planet with no other intelligent life?

morrisona
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Nomad

Ya know, it ain't polite to call the inhabitants of another planet unintelligent. Though our planet's inhabitants aint all that smart.... Instead of making fun of their incompintentness? Is that a word? Whatever. It is now. Instead of making fun of their incompitentness, I set up a school to help them all.

(Yes, I know, not wat you meant. But it was either what's above, or "sit down and take a nap, enjoying the silence", so.....*

Life gives you $10000000000000 a week for life?

PLGuy
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PLGuy
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King

Drop your job/school/whatever and finally start really enjoying your life.

Life gives you a boss that finds unjustified need for yelling at you under any circumstances and with the slightest excuse?

sciller45
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Try walking a mile in his shoes. Then quit.

Life gives you a bag of drugs and police around the corner?

dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Drop the bag and walk away slowly.

Life gives you a Weeping Angel?

sciller45
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Enter into a staring contest. The bet? Your life.

Life puts you into an unethical testing facility.

dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Use your portal gun to break out, steal their cake, and leave.

Life steals your cake?

morrisona
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Nomad

Make a new cake, bigger and better, then eat that instead.

Life puts you in an airplane plummeting towards earth rapidly?

dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Start praying.

Life gives you a small country to rule?

sciller45
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Make a fine little experimental communist dictatorship where everyone works and everything is free. Well, except for the people. Just pray you don't find oil. I did it in Tropico, how hard could it be?

Life steals your lemons?

dragonmaster10902
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Jester

*Ah the good old reversal!* Let life have 'em.

Life gets you captured by pirates?

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