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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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firetail_madness
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Scandal!

If life got you ninja'd...

PrivatePapi
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Nomad

Eat ice cream.

If life gave you longcats...(b/c JJ got ninja'd)

Pois0nArr0w
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Wish for Tacgnols.

If life gave you the herps...

PrivatePapi
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Nomad

What are herps?

If life gave you 93mb of .rar files...

Pois0nArr0w
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Nomad

Herpes.
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What be .rar?

If life gave you an 80gig iPod w/ nothing but Rick Astley that somehow couldn't be erased...

PrivatePapi
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*facepalm* nvm
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I'd throw it out and continue with life.

If life gave you over 9000...

JJ52
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sell it to some guy on the street, then buy a new one!

If life made you live like a hobo for the rest of your life...

JJ52
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STOP NINJAING ME PAPI!!!!! (answer mine instead of his...)

PrivatePapi
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lulz, pwnd
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I'd live with it.

If life gave you over 9000...

firetail_madness
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THATS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!1!one!!!11!!!1

If life made a stupid remark about your pants...

Pois0nArr0w
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I'd be totally tempted to say 'What pants?'

If life gave you chronic headaches...

bluedevil
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Take some aspirin.

If life gave you some cokacola...

PrivatePapi
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The WHOLE BOTTLE!!!!

If life gave you a lifetime supply of Big Macs...

knight_34
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Drink?

If life gives you a vial of poison..

PrivatePapi
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Splash it in your face.

If life gave you Bunchies...

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