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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Go as high as you can and jump from it! *Parachute optional *

If life gives you a pen?

ChapZ
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Duke

Write down your dreams.

If life gives you a nightmare?

Gogotank
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Lord

Go wake up your mom and tell her you're scared.

If life gives you heat...

12_Guage_Absinthe
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Nomad

Chew Life out for being such a jerk.

If you accidentally spill gasoline over your-self...

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Jump into water.
@12_Guage_Absinthe 1. Welcome to forums and 2. You're supposed to start with " If Life"

If life creates new color?

ExplosiveCake1
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Shepherd

You make a painting from that color

If life likes McDonalds....

ChapZ
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Duke

Destroy it because is ruin lives.

If life gives you mac and cheese?

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Give it to the homeless guy and buy a pancake!

If life gives you a your own game?

ChapZ
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Duke

Sell it and become rich!

If life gives you a subway?

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Go meet surfers :3

If life gives you Pizza?

ChapZ
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Duke

Take a slice before it is gone.

If life gives you a coc*roach?

poseidis
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Peasant

throw it at your mom

If life gives you lemonade...

evilsweetblock
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Jester

Pour the sour goodness in your eyes and TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

If life gives you extreme eye pain from lemonade..

ChapZ
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Duke

Just pull it off! You don't need it anyway.

If life gives you an extracted eye?

ExplosiveCake1
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Shepherd

You use that eye to have a third one

If life beats you at Monopoly...

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