This is kinda like this old thread i saw, years ago....anyways, i had a idea, how about everyone makes one story!
So this is how it will work: I will start whit one sentence, and the other person copies my sentence, and they new sentence they add...After 25 sentences i will start a new story....
Rules
1. NO spamming, trolling, or flaming 2. Anyone breaking the rule number 1 will not be consider in the story 3. Post appropriate stuff
There was a bear walking in the street.... the bear was way to big for that street, so the animal could hardly walk... Suddenly a car came at high speed at the bear... Before the car hit the bear, it pulled off a matrix move... inside the car there was a child not any child it was Jesus and this got him thinking about life and then algore came out of no where and RAPTOR JESUS KILLED HIM. After that, the entire area suddenly burst into flames. causing the next 9/11 but raptor jesus lived on and will forever cause he died for raptors sins... Soon, the streets were filled with smoke. One by one, people began to cough and choke. Then they all got swine flu and died one after the other. Only the pigs did not die. The pigs then began to breed to make a super race of pig to take over the world... But they soon started to kill each other due to the immense dose of steroids and other various drugs. Then out of nowhere raptor jesus came back from the dead and become zombie raptor jesus and brought everyone back to life as zombies. But then, when the Pope was brought back from the dead, he casted a mass Resurrection spell at the cost of his own life, and then I SoulHack Soul Hacked everyone who was brought back to life to elect me has the new pope. (One step closer to world domination >_> Then the resurrected zombie pope ninja kicked down the vatican city to the peoples dispare then i came and killed them all again but the the bear came back and killed me:'( before i died i ate a cookie... it was yummy The bear was now happy to be the last survivor. Then a nucllar bomb hit his corspe so there was nothing left of him or anyone.... But than a beam of rejuvenation hit the corpse and he came back to life but... Still he was alone. Alone in a dyeing world, with only a hellish, derelict wasteland expanding for miles across... But all was not bad, for the bear was now completely zombiefied, and he decided to eat a hot dog, cause bears love hot dogs. But he didn't find the Ketchup for, so he, squeezed a body and made blood ketchup, He than began to walk west looking for other zombies, and has he walked farther farther, he began to wonder if he was truly alone, but then he saw a...
There was a bear walking in the street.... the bear was way to big for that street, so the animal could hardly walk... Suddenly a car came at high speed at the bear... Before the car hit the bear, it pulled off a matrix move... inside the car there was a child not any child it was Jesus and this got him thinking about life and then algore came out of no where and RAPTOR JESUS KILLED HIM. After that, the entire area suddenly burst into flames. causing the next 9/11 but raptor jesus lived on and will forever cause he died for raptors sins... Soon, the streets were filled with smoke. One by one, people began to cough and choke. Then they all got swine flu and died one after the other. Only the pigs did not die. The pigs then began to breed to make a super race of pig to take over the world... But they soon started to kill each other due to the immense dose of steroids and other various drugs. Then out of nowhere raptor jesus came back from the dead and become zombie raptor jesus and brought everyone back to life as zombies. But then, when the Pope was brought back from the dead, he casted a mass Resurrection spell at the cost of his own life, and then I SoulHack Soul Hacked everyone who was brought back to life to elect me has the new pope. (One step closer to world domination >_> Then the resurrected zombie pope ninja kicked down the vatican city to the peoples dispare then i came and killed them all again but the the bear came back and killed me:'( before i died i ate a cookie... it was yummy The bear was now happy to be the last survivor. Then a nucllar bomb hit his corspe so there was nothing left of him or anyone.... But than a beam of rejuvenation hit the corpse and he came back to life but... Still he was alone. Alone in a dyeing world, with only a hellish, derelict wasteland expanding for miles across... But all was not bad, for the bear was now completely zombiefied, and he decided to eat a hot dog, cause bears love hot dogs. But he didn't find the Ketchup for, so he, squeezed a body and made blood ketchup, He than began to walk west looking for other zombies, and has he walked farther farther, he began to wonder if he was truly alone, but then he saw a... Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris saw him and took out his Chuck-Chucks, he jumped at the bear and roundhouse kicked him. He then used his Chuck-Chucks to beat the hell out of him, Chuck Norris then left the bear to die...
There was a bear walking in the street.... the bear was way to big for that street, so the animal could hardly walk... Suddenly a car came at high speed at the bear... Before the car hit the bear, it pulled off a matrix move... inside the car there was a child not any child it was Jesus and this got him thinking about life and then algore came out of no where and RAPTOR JESUS KILLED HIM. After that, the entire area suddenly burst into flames. causing the next 9/11 but raptor jesus lived on and will forever cause he died for raptors sins... Soon, the streets were filled with smoke. One by one, people began to cough and choke. Then they all got swine flu and died one after the other. Only the pigs did not die. The pigs then began to breed to make a super race of pig to take over the world... But they soon started to kill each other due to the immense dose of steroids and other various drugs. Then out of nowhere raptor jesus came back from the dead and become zombie raptor jesus and brought everyone back to life as zombies. But then, when the Pope was brought back from the dead, he casted a mass Resurrection spell at the cost of his own life, and then I SoulHack Soul Hacked everyone who was brought back to life to elect me has the new pope. (One step closer to world domination >_> Then the resurrected zombie pope ninja kicked down the vatican city to the peoples dispare then i came and killed them all again but the the bear came back and killed me:'( before i died i ate a cookie... it was yummy The bear was now happy to be the last survivor. Then a nucllar bomb hit his corspe so there was nothing left of him or anyone.... But than a beam of rejuvenation hit the corpse and he came back to life but... Still he was alone. Alone in a dyeing world, with only a hellish, derelict wasteland expanding for miles across... But all was not bad, for the bear was now completely zombiefied, and he decided to eat a hot dog, cause bears love hot dogs. But he didn't find the Ketchup for, so he, squeezed a body and made blood ketchup, He than began to walk west looking for other zombies, and has he walked farther farther, he began to wonder if he was truly alone, but then he saw a... Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris saw him and took out his Chuck-Chucks, he jumped at the bear and roundhouse kicked him. He then used his Chuck-Chucks to beat the hell out of him, Chuck Norris then left the bear to die Chuck Noris thought he was alone but the was a lite girl string at him she wasnt afraid nor happy sh was lost in eating a big .....
There was a bear walking in the street.... the bear was way to big for that street, so the animal could hardly walk... Suddenly a car came at high speed at the bear... Before the car hit the bear, it pulled off a matrix move... inside the car there was a child not any child it was Jesus and this got him thinking about life and then algore came out of no where and RAPTOR JESUS KILLED HIM. After that, the entire area suddenly burst into flames. causing the next 9/11 but raptor jesus lived on and will forever cause he died for raptors sins... Soon, the streets were filled with smoke. One by one, people began to cough and choke. Then they all got swine flu and died one after the other. Only the pigs did not die. The pigs then began to breed to make a super race of pig to take over the world... But they soon started to kill each other due to the immense dose of steroids and other various drugs. Then out of nowhere raptor jesus came back from the dead and become zombie raptor jesus and brought everyone back to life as zombies. But then, when the Pope was brought back from the dead, he casted a mass Resurrection spell at the cost of his own life, and then I SoulHack Soul Hacked everyone who was brought back to life to elect me has the new pope. (One step closer to world domination >_> Then the resurrected zombie pope ninja kicked down the vatican city to the peoples dispare then i came and killed them all again but the the bear came back and killed me:'( before i died i ate a cookie... it was yummy The bear was now happy to be the last survivor. Then a nucllar bomb hit his corspe so there was nothing left of him or anyone.... But than a beam of rejuvenation hit the corpse and he came back to life but... Still he was alone. Alone in a dyeing world, with only a hellish, derelict wasteland expanding for miles across... But all was not bad, for the bear was now completely zombiefied, and he decided to eat a hot dog, cause bears love hot dogs. But he didn't find the Ketchup for, so he, squeezed a body and made blood ketchup, He than began to walk west looking for other zombies, and has he walked farther farther, he began to wonder if he was truly alone, but then he saw a... Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris saw him and took out his Chuck-Chucks, he jumped at the bear and roundhouse kicked him. He then used his Chuck-Chucks to beat the hell out of him, Chuck Norris then left the bear to die Chuck Norris thought he was alone but the was a little girl staring at him she wasn't afraid nor happy she was lost in eating a big ..... Bear Carcass that she managed to swallow whole...
There was a bear walking in the street.... the bear was way to big for that street, so the animal could hardly walk... Suddenly a car came at high speed at the bear... Before the car hit the bear, it pulled off a matrix move... inside the car there was a child not any child it was Jesus and this got him thinking about life and then algore came out of no where and RAPTOR JESUS KILLED HIM. After that, the entire area suddenly burst into flames. causing the next 9/11 but raptor jesus lived on and will forever cause he died for raptors sins... Soon, the streets were filled with smoke. One by one, people began to cough and choke. Then they all got swine flu and died one after the other. Only the pigs did not die. The pigs then began to breed to make a super race of pig to take over the world... But they soon started to kill each other due to the immense dose of steroids and other various drugs. Then out of nowhere raptor jesus came back from the dead and become zombie raptor jesus and brought everyone back to life as zombies. But then, when the Pope was brought back from the dead, he casted a mass Resurrection spell at the cost of his own life, and then I SoulHack Soul Hacked everyone who was brought back to life to elect me has the new pope. (One step closer to world domination >_> Then the resurrected zombie pope ninja kicked down the vatican city to the peoples dispare then i came and killed them all again but the the bear came back and killed me:'( before i died i ate a cookie... it was yummy The bear was now happy to be the last survivor. Then a nucllar bomb hit his corspe so there was nothing left of him or anyone.... But than a beam of rejuvenation hit the corpse and he came back to life but... Still he was alone. Alone in a dyeing world, with only a hellish, derelict wasteland expanding for miles across... But all was not bad, for the bear was now completely zombiefied, and he decided to eat a hot dog, cause bears love hot dogs. But he didn't find the Ketchup for, so he, squeezed a body and made blood ketchup, He than began to walk west looking for other zombies, and has he walked farther farther, he began to wonder if he was truly alone, but then he saw a... Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris saw him and took out his Chuck-Chucks, he jumped at the bear and roundhouse kicked him. He then used his Chuck-Chucks to beat the hell out of him, Chuck Norris then left the bear to die Chuck Norris thought he was alone but the was a little girl staring at him she wasn't afraid nor happy she was lost in eating a big ..... Bear Carcass that she managed to swallow whole... She then asked Chuck if he'd like any and Chuck gladly thanked her for her generosity.
There was a bear walking in the street.... the bear was way to big for that street, so the animal could hardly walk... Suddenly a car came at high speed at the bear... Before the car hit the bear, it pulled off a matrix move... inside the car there was a child not any child it was Jesus and this got him thinking about life and then algore came out of no where and RAPTOR JESUS KILLED HIM. After that, the entire area suddenly burst into flames. causing the next 9/11 but raptor jesus lived on and will forever cause he died for raptors sins... Soon, the streets were filled with smoke. One by one, people began to cough and choke. Then they all got swine flu and died one after the other. Only the pigs did not die. The pigs then began to breed to make a super race of pig to take over the world... But they soon started to kill each other due to the immense dose of steroids and other various drugs. Then out of nowhere raptor jesus came back from the dead and become zombie raptor jesus and brought everyone back to life as zombies. But then, when the Pope was brought back from the dead, he casted a mass Resurrection spell at the cost of his own life, and then I SoulHack Soul Hacked everyone who was brought back to life to elect me has the new pope. (One step closer to world domination >_> Then the resurrected zombie pope ninja kicked down the vatican city to the peoples dispare then i came and killed them all again but the the bear came back and killed me:'( before i died i ate a cookie... it was yummy The bear was now happy to be the last survivor. Then a nucllar bomb hit his corspe so there was nothing left of him or anyone.... But than a beam of rejuvenation hit the corpse and he came back to life but... Still he was alone. Alone in a dyeing world, with only a hellish, derelict wasteland expanding for miles across... But all was not bad, for the bear was now completely zombiefied, and he decided to eat a hot dog, cause bears love hot dogs. But he didn't find the Ketchup for, so he, squeezed a body and made blood ketchup, He than began to walk west looking for other zombies, and has he walked farther farther, he began to wonder if he was truly alone, but then he saw a... Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris saw him and took out his Chuck-Chucks, he jumped at the bear and roundhouse kicked him. He then used his Chuck-Chucks to beat the hell out of him, Chuck Norris then left the bear to die Chuck Norris thought he was alone but the was a little girl staring at him she wasn't afraid nor happy she was lost in eating a big ..... Bear Carcass that she managed to swallow whole... She then asked Chuck if he'd like any and Chuck gladly thanked her for her generosity. Than she took out a huge 3 foot bong and hit it up.
There was a bear walking in the street.... the bear was way to big for that street, so the animal could hardly walk... Suddenly a car came at high speed at the bear... Before the car hit the bear, it pulled off a matrix move... inside the car there was a child not any child it was Jesus and this got him thinking about life and then algore came out of no where and RAPTOR JESUS KILLED HIM. After that, the entire area suddenly burst into flames. causing the next 9/11 but raptor jesus lived on and will forever cause he died for raptors sins... Soon, the streets were filled with smoke. One by one, people began to cough and choke. Then they all got swine flu and died one after the other. Only the pigs did not die. The pigs then began to breed to make a super race of pig to take over the world... But they soon started to kill each other due to the immense dose of steroids and other various drugs. Then out of nowhere raptor jesus came back from the dead and become zombie raptor jesus and brought everyone back to life as zombies. But then, when the Pope was brought back from the dead, he casted a mass Resurrection spell at the cost of his own life, and then I SoulHack Soul Hacked everyone who was brought back to life to elect me has the new pope. (One step closer to world domination >_> Then the resurrected zombie pope ninja kicked down the vatican city to the peoples dispare then i came and killed them all again but the the bear came back and killed me:'( before i died i ate a cookie... it was yummy The bear was now happy to be the last survivor. Then a nucllar bomb hit his corspe so there was nothing left of him or anyone.... But than a beam of rejuvenation hit the corpse and he came back to life but... Still he was alone. Alone in a dyeing world, with only a hellish, derelict wasteland expanding for miles across... But all was not bad, for the bear was now completely zombiefied, and he decided to eat a hot dog, cause bears love hot dogs. But he didn't find the Ketchup for, so he, squeezed a body and made blood ketchup, He than began to walk west looking for other zombies, and has he walked farther farther, he began to wonder if he was truly alone, but then he saw a... Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris saw him and took out his Chuck-Chucks, he jumped at the bear and roundhouse kicked him. He then used his Chuck-Chucks to beat the hell out of him, Chuck Norris then left the bear to die Chuck Norris thought he was alone but the was a little girl staring at him she wasn't afraid nor happy she was lost in eating a big ..... Bear Carcass that she managed to swallow whole... She then asked Chuck if he'd like any and Chuck gladly thanked her for her generosity. Than she took out a huge 3 foot bong and hit it up. Chuck Norris gladly took it and swallowed it in one gulp, then he took out his Chuck-Chucks and killed the girl...
There was a bear walking in the street.... the bear was way to big for that street, so the animal could hardly walk... Suddenly a car came at high speed at the bear... Before the car hit the bear, it pulled off a matrix move... inside the car there was a child not any child it was Jesus and this got him thinking about life and then algore came out of no where and RAPTOR JESUS KILLED HIM. After that, the entire area suddenly burst into flames. causing the next 9/11 but raptor jesus lived on and will forever cause he died for raptors sins... Soon, the streets were filled with smoke. One by one, people began to cough and choke. Then they all got swine flu and died one after the other. Only the pigs did not die. The pigs then began to breed to make a super race of pig to take over the world... But they soon started to kill each other due to the immense dose of steroids and other various drugs. Then out of nowhere raptor jesus came back from the dead and become zombie raptor jesus and brought everyone back to life as zombies. But then, when the Pope was brought back from the dead, he casted a mass Resurrection spell at the cost of his own life, and then I SoulHack Soul Hacked everyone who was brought back to life to elect me has the new pope. (One step closer to world domination >_> Then the resurrected zombie pope ninja kicked down the vatican city to the peoples dispare then i came and killed them all again but the the bear came back and killed me:'( before i died i ate a cookie... it was yummy The bear was now happy to be the last survivor. Then a nucllar bomb hit his corspe so there was nothing left of him or anyone.... But than a beam of rejuvenation hit the corpse and he came back to life but... Still he was alone. Alone in a dyeing world, with only a hellish, derelict wasteland expanding for miles across... But all was not bad, for the bear was now completely zombiefied, and he decided to eat a hot dog, cause bears love hot dogs. But he didn't find the Ketchup for, so he, squeezed a body and made blood ketchup, He than began to walk west looking for other zombies, and has he walked farther farther, he began to wonder if he was truly alone, but then he saw a... Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris saw him and took out his Chuck-Chucks, he jumped at the bear and roundhouse kicked him. He then used his Chuck-Chucks to beat the hell out of him, Chuck Norris then left the bear to die Chuck Norris thought he was alone but the was a little girl staring at him she wasn't afraid nor happy she was lost in eating a big ..... Bear Carcass that she managed to swallow whole... She then asked Chuck if he'd like any and Chuck gladly thanked her for her generosity. Than she took out a huge 3 foot bong and hit it up. Chuck Norris gladly took it and swallowed it in one gulp, then he took out his Chuck-Chucks and killed the girl... Then Chuck was truly the last one, but then aliens abucted him and experimented on him while brinmg ing him to thier home planet ...
There was a bear walking in the street.... the bear was way to big for that street, so the animal could hardly walk... Suddenly a car came at high speed at the bear... Before the car hit the bear, it pulled off a matrix move... inside the car there was a child not any child it was Jesus and this got him thinking about life and then algore came out of no where and RAPTOR JESUS KILLED HIM. After that, the entire area suddenly burst into flames. causing the next 9/11 but raptor jesus lived on and will forever cause he died for raptors sins... Soon, the streets were filled with smoke. One by one, people began to cough and choke. Then they all got swine flu and died one after the other. Only the pigs did not die. The pigs then began to breed to make a super race of pig to take over the world... But they soon started to kill each other due to the immense dose of steroids and other various drugs. Then out of nowhere raptor jesus came back from the dead and become zombie raptor jesus and brought everyone back to life as zombies. But then, when the Pope was brought back from the dead, he casted a mass Resurrection spell at the cost of his own life, and then I SoulHack Soul Hacked everyone who was brought back to life to elect me has the new pope. (One step closer to world domination >_> Then the resurrected zombie pope ninja kicked down the vatican city to the peoples dispare then i came and killed them all again but the the bear came back and killed me:'( before i died i ate a cookie... it was yummy The bear was now happy to be the last survivor. Then a nucllar bomb hit his corspe so there was nothing left of him or anyone.... But than a beam of rejuvenation hit the corpse and he came back to life but... Still he was alone. Alone in a dyeing world, with only a hellish, derelict wasteland expanding for miles across... But all was not bad, for the bear was now completely zombiefied, and he decided to eat a hot dog, cause bears love hot dogs. But he didn't find the Ketchup for, so he, squeezed a body and made blood ketchup, He than began to walk west looking for other zombies, and has he walked farther farther, he began to wonder if he was truly alone, but then he saw a... Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris saw him and took out his Chuck-Chucks, he jumped at the bear and roundhouse kicked him. He then used his Chuck-Chucks to beat the hell out of him, Chuck Norris then left the bear to die Chuck Norris thought he was alone but the was a little girl staring at him she wasn't afraid nor happy she was lost in eating a big ..... Bear Carcass that she managed to swallow whole... She then asked Chuck if he'd like any and Chuck gladly thanked her for her generosity. Than she took out a huge 3 foot bong and hit it up. Chuck Norris gladly took it and swallowed it in one gulp, then he took out his Chuck-Chucks and killed the girl... Then Chuck was truly the last one, but then aliens abucted him and experimented on him while brinmg ing him to thier home planet ... Then, Weegee stared at all the aliens turning them into Weegees. Chuck Norris could resist the Weegee stare, as he was his creator then...
There was a bear walking in the street.... the bear was way to big for that street, so the animal could hardly walk... Suddenly a car came at high speed at the bear... Before the car hit the bear, it pulled off a matrix move... inside the car there was a child not any child it was Jesus and this got him thinking about life and then algore came out of no where and RAPTOR JESUS KILLED HIM. After that, the entire area suddenly burst into flames. causing the next 9/11 but raptor jesus lived on and will forever cause he died for raptors sins... Soon, the streets were filled with smoke. One by one, people began to cough and choke. Then they all got swine flu and died one after the other. Only the pigs did not die. The pigs then began to breed to make a super race of pig to take over the world... But they soon started to kill each other due to the immense dose of steroids and other various drugs. Then out of nowhere raptor jesus came back from the dead and become zombie raptor jesus and brought everyone back to life as zombies. But then, when the Pope was brought back from the dead, he casted a mass Resurrection spell at the cost of his own life, and then I SoulHack Soul Hacked everyone who was brought back to life to elect me has the new pope. (One step closer to world domination >_> Then the resurrected zombie pope ninja kicked down the vatican city to the peoples dispare then i came and killed them all again but the the bear came back and killed me:'( before i died i ate a cookie... it was yummy The bear was now happy to be the last survivor. Then a nucllar bomb hit his corspe so there was nothing left of him or anyone.... But than a beam of rejuvenation hit the corpse and he came back to life but... Still he was alone. Alone in a dyeing world, with only a hellish, derelict wasteland expanding for miles across... But all was not bad, for the bear was now completely zombiefied, and he decided to eat a hot dog, cause bears love hot dogs. But he didn't find the Ketchup for, so he, squeezed a body and made blood ketchup, He than began to walk west looking for other zombies, and has he walked farther farther, he began to wonder if he was truly alone, but then he saw a... Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris saw him and took out his Chuck-Chucks, he jumped at the bear and roundhouse kicked him. He then used his Chuck-Chucks to beat the hell out of him, Chuck Norris then left the bear to die Chuck Norris thought he was alone but the was a little girl staring at him she wasn't afraid nor happy she was lost in eating a big ..... Bear Carcass that she managed to swallow whole... She then asked Chuck if he'd like any and Chuck gladly thanked her for her generosity. Than she took out a huge 3 foot bong and hit it up. Chuck Norris gladly took it and swallowed it in one gulp, then he took out his Chuck-Chucks and killed the girl... Then Chuck was truly the last one, but then aliens abucted him and experimented on him while brinmg ing him to thier home planet ... They put Chuck in a cage but he destroyed it, then he went to their King and killed him... Chuck was now the king of this planet...
There was a bear walking in the street.... the bear was way to big for that street, so the animal could hardly walk... Suddenly a car came at high speed at the bear... Before the car hit the bear, it pulled off a matrix move... inside the car there was a child not any child it was Jesus and this got him thinking about life and then algore came out of no where and RAPTOR JESUS KILLED HIM. After that, the entire area suddenly burst into flames. causing the next 9/11 but raptor jesus lived on and will forever cause he died for raptors sins... Soon, the streets were filled with smoke. One by one, people began to cough and choke. Then they all got swine flu and died one after the other. Only the pigs did not die. The pigs then began to breed to make a super race of pig to take over the world... But they soon started to kill each other due to the immense dose of steroids and other various drugs. Then out of nowhere raptor jesus came back from the dead and become zombie raptor jesus and brought everyone back to life as zombies. But then, when the Pope was brought back from the dead, he casted a mass Resurrection spell at the cost of his own life, and then I SoulHack Soul Hacked everyone who was brought back to life to elect me has the new pope. (One step closer to world domination >_> Then the resurrected zombie pope ninja kicked down the vatican city to the peoples dispare then i came and killed them all again but the the bear came back and killed me:'( before i died i ate a cookie... it was yummy The bear was now happy to be the last survivor. Then a nucllar bomb hit his corspe so there was nothing left of him or anyone.... But than a beam of rejuvenation hit the corpse and he came back to life but... Still he was alone. Alone in a dyeing world, with only a hellish, derelict wasteland expanding for miles across... But all was not bad, for the bear was now completely zombiefied, and he decided to eat a hot dog, cause bears love hot dogs. But he didn't find the Ketchup for, so he, squeezed a body and made blood ketchup, He than began to walk west looking for other zombies, and has he walked farther farther, he began to wonder if he was truly alone, but then he saw a... Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris saw him and took out his Chuck-Chucks, he jumped at the bear and roundhouse kicked him. He then used his Chuck-Chucks to beat the hell out of him, Chuck Norris then left the bear to die Chuck Norris thought he was alone but the was a little girl staring at him she wasn't afraid nor happy she was lost in eating a big ..... Bear Carcass that she managed to swallow whole... She then asked Chuck if he'd like any and Chuck gladly thanked her for her generosity. Than she took out a huge 3 foot bong and hit it up. Chuck Norris gladly took it and swallowed it in one gulp, then he took out his Chuck-Chucks and killed the girl... Then Chuck was truly the last one, but then aliens abucted him and experimented on him while brinmg ing him to thier home planet ... They put Chuck in a cage but he destroyed it, then he went to their King and killed him... Chuck was now the king of this planet... And was assassinated shortly after his rise to power, has his body drifted into deaths embrace, he saw two people slowly floating towards him, both of them promised him life, but only one named their price... he chose the one who...
There was a bear walking in the street.... the bear was way to big for that street, so the animal could hardly walk... Suddenly a car came at high speed at the bear... Before the car hit the bear, it pulled off a matrix move... inside the car there was a child not any child it was Jesus and this got him thinking about life and then algore came out of no where and RAPTOR JESUS KILLED HIM. After that, the entire area suddenly burst into flames. causing the next 9/11 but raptor jesus lived on and will forever cause he died for raptors sins... Soon, the streets were filled with smoke. One by one, people began to cough and choke. Then they all got swine flu and died one after the other. Only the pigs did not die. The pigs then began to breed to make a super race of pig to take over the world... But they soon started to kill each other due to the immense dose of steroids and other various drugs. Then out of nowhere raptor jesus came back from the dead and become zombie raptor jesus and brought everyone back to life as zombies. But then, when the Pope was brought back from the dead, he casted a mass Resurrection spell at the cost of his own life, and then I SoulHack Soul Hacked everyone who was brought back to life to elect me has the new pope. (One step closer to world domination >_> Then the resurrected zombie pope ninja kicked down the vatican city to the peoples dispare then i came and killed them all again but the the bear came back and killed me:'( before i died i ate a cookie... it was yummy The bear was now happy to be the last survivor. Then a nucllar bomb hit his corspe so there was nothing left of him or anyone.... But than a beam of rejuvenation hit the corpse and he came back to life but... Still he was alone. Alone in a dyeing world, with only a hellish, derelict wasteland expanding for miles across... But all was not bad, for the bear was now completely zombiefied, and he decided to eat a hot dog, cause bears love hot dogs. But he didn't find the Ketchup for, so he, squeezed a body and made blood ketchup, He than began to walk west looking for other zombies, and has he walked farther farther, he began to wonder if he was truly alone, but then he saw a... Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris saw him and took out his Chuck-Chucks, he jumped at the bear and roundhouse kicked him. He then used his Chuck-Chucks to beat the hell out of him, Chuck Norris then left the bear to die Chuck Norris thought he was alone but the was a little girl staring at him she wasn't afraid nor happy she was lost in eating a big ..... Bear Carcass that she managed to swallow whole... She then asked Chuck if he'd like any and Chuck gladly thanked her for her generosity. Than she took out a huge 3 foot bong and hit it up. Chuck Norris gladly took it and swallowed it in one gulp, then he took out his Chuck-Chucks and killed the girl... Then Chuck was truly the last one, but then aliens abucted him and experimented on him while brinmg ing him to thier home planet ... They put Chuck in a cage but he destroyed it, then he went to their King and killed him... Chuck was now the king of this planet... And was assassinated shortly after his rise to power, has his body drifted into deaths embrace, he saw two people slowly floating towards him, both of them promised him life, but only one named their price... he chose the one who... Wanted his autograph, he jumped for joy and brought Chuck back to life...
There was a bear walking in the street.... the bear was way to big for that street, so the animal could hardly walk... Suddenly a car came at high speed at the bear... Before the car hit the bear, it pulled off a matrix move... inside the car there was a child not any child it was Jesus and this got him thinking about life and then algore came out of no where and RAPTOR JESUS KILLED HIM. After that, the entire area suddenly burst into flames. causing the next 9/11 but raptor jesus lived on and will forever cause he died for raptors sins... Soon, the streets were filled with smoke. One by one, people began to cough and choke. Then they all got swine flu and died one after the other. Only the pigs did not die. The pigs then began to breed to make a super race of pig to take over the world... But they soon started to kill each other due to the immense dose of steroids and other various drugs. Then out of nowhere raptor jesus came back from the dead and become zombie raptor jesus and brought everyone back to life as zombies. But then, when the Pope was brought back from the dead, he casted a mass Resurrection spell at the cost of his own life, and then I SoulHack Soul Hacked everyone who was brought back to life to elect me has the new pope. (One step closer to world domination >_> Then the resurrected zombie pope ninja kicked down the vatican city to the peoples dispare then i came and killed them all again but the the bear came back and killed me:'( before i died i ate a cookie... it was yummy The bear was now happy to be the last survivor. Then a nucllar bomb hit his corspe so there was nothing left of him or anyone.... But than a beam of rejuvenation hit the corpse and he came back to life but... Still he was alone. Alone in a dyeing world, with only a hellish, derelict wasteland expanding for miles across... But all was not bad, for the bear was now completely zombiefied, and he decided to eat a hot dog, cause bears love hot dogs. But he didn't find the Ketchup for, so he, squeezed a body and made blood ketchup, He than began to walk west looking for other zombies, and has he walked farther farther, he began to wonder if he was truly alone, but then he saw a... Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris saw him and took out his Chuck-Chucks, he jumped at the bear and roundhouse kicked him. He then used his Chuck-Chucks to beat the hell out of him, Chuck Norris then left the bear to die Chuck Norris thought he was alone but the was a little girl staring at him she wasn't afraid nor happy she was lost in eating a big ..... Bear Carcass that she managed to swallow whole... She then asked Chuck if he'd like any and Chuck gladly thanked her for her generosity. Than she took out a huge 3 foot bong and hit it up. Chuck Norris gladly took it and swallowed it in one gulp, then he took out his Chuck-Chucks and killed the girl... Then Chuck was truly the last one, but then aliens abucted him and experimented on him while brinmg ing him to thier home planet ... They put Chuck in a cage but he destroyed it, then he went to their King and killed him... Chuck was now the king of this planet... And was assassinated shortly after his rise to power, has his body drifted into deaths embrace, he saw two people slowly floating towards him, both of them promised him life, but only one named their price... he chose the one who... Wanted his autograph, he jumped for joy and brought Chuck back to life...
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Starting new story. I am making a archive of all the stories, that u should check out in the AMW.
