Normally I would have an article but I only have this as a source of information that I could find in such short notice. This is from the August 19th episode of the Colbert Report from Comedy Central. Copy and paste this link into your search bar:
LOL I saw the clip, I liked the furniture part as well... But that ESB(Emergency Sugar Box) really got me. I laughed so hard my mom woke up. lol that's awesome