Another mock religion based off of a teddy bear that had its arms, legs and nose punched in. Also the theory that a bird slammed into a levitating cactus.
The Cactus is here, only to make mankind rofl, until it can no longer rofl. That is when the world will end. The cactus knows all, except its own meaning. It is confused whether its a bear or a cactus, is confused about its own gender, and has multiple accents. Including Indian, Middle eastern, and british. The Cactus must be fed bad sausages. Yes, bad sausages must be fed to the Cactus, yes they must.
Another mock religion based off of a teddy bear that had its arms, legs and nose punched in. Also the theory that a bird slammed into a levitating cactus.
