This comes from the thread i made "Lets all make a story!". So i will post all the stories made there, and you can see them here. First story...
There was a bear walking in the street.... the bear was way to big for that street, so the animal could hardly walk... Suddenly a car came at high speed at the bear... Before the car hit the bear, it pulled off a matrix move... inside the car there was a child not any child it was Jesus and this got him thinking about life and then algore came out of no where and RAPTOR JESUS KILLED HIM. After that, the entire area suddenly burst into flames. causing the next 9/11 but raptor jesus lived on and will forever cause he died for raptors sins... Soon, the streets were filled with smoke. One by one, people began to cough and choke. Then they all got swine flu and died one after the other. Only the pigs did not die. The pigs then began to breed to make a super race of pig to take over the world... But they soon started to kill each other due to the immense dose of steroids and other various drugs. Then out of nowhere raptor jesus came back from the dead and become zombie raptor jesus and brought everyone back to life as zombies. But then, when the Pope was brought back from the dead, he casted a mass Resurrection spell at the cost of his own life, and then I SoulHack Soul Hacked everyone who was brought back to life to elect me has the new pope. (One step closer to world domination >_> Then the resurrected zombie pope ninja kicked down the vatican city to the peoples dispare then i came and killed them all again but the the bear came back and killed me:'( before i died i ate a cookie... it was yummy The bear was now happy to be the last survivor. Then a nucllar bomb hit his corspe so there was nothing left of him or anyone.... But than a beam of rejuvenation hit the corpse and he came back to life but... Still he was alone. Alone in a dyeing world, with only a hellish, derelict wasteland expanding for miles across... But all was not bad, for the bear was now completely zombiefied, and he decided to eat a hot dog, cause bears love hot dogs. But he didn't find the Ketchup for, so he, squeezed a body and made blood ketchup, He than began to walk west looking for other zombies, and has he walked farther farther, he began to wonder if he was truly alone, but then he saw a... Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris saw him and took out his Chuck-Chucks, he jumped at the bear and roundhouse kicked him. He then used his Chuck-Chucks to beat the hell out of him, Chuck Norris then left the bear to die Chuck Norris thought he was alone but the was a little girl staring at him she wasn't afraid nor happy she was lost in eating a big ..... Bear Carcass that she managed to swallow whole... She then asked Chuck if he'd like any and Chuck gladly thanked her for her generosity. Than she took out a huge 3 foot bong and hit it up. Chuck Norris gladly took it and swallowed it in one gulp, then he took out his Chuck-Chucks and killed the girl... Then Chuck was truly the last one, but then aliens abucted him and experimented on him while brinmg ing him to thier home planet ... They put Chuck in a cage but he destroyed it, then he went to their King and killed him... Chuck was now the king of this planet... And was assassinated shortly after his rise to power, has his body drifted into deaths embrace, he saw two people slowly floating towards him, both of them promised him life, but only one named their price... he chose the one who... Wanted his autograph, he jumped for joy and brought Chuck back to life...
Once there was a new user on AG... He smoked alot of weed... One day while out buying a new bag, he stumbled upon an old man, whom asked him with a grin so wide, "May I borrow that weed that is so fine?", you give the man a...bit of weed, so he can be happy, and you went back on your computer to go on AG. He then told his friends on AG about the encounter. Then the same old man knocked on his door and then said again:"May I borrow that some more of that weed that is so fine?". Then you said, "Nah fool, it's my weed. Well, maybe... I guess, but only because I am feeling generous today." And you gave him a pinch of the stuff, and then left the house for the grocery store.
For some reason I don't think a story about a man who smokes a lot of weed is appropriate for AG. Considering this is a kid site I'd refrain from that stuff please.
For some reason I don't think a story about a man who smokes a lot of weed is appropriate for AG. Considering this is a kid site I'd refrain from that stuff please.
I guess, and i liked the first one better anyways...there is a new one coming up, and i think it will be the best one.
New story, that is really nice. I think...btw this is going to be a continuing...
A guy was driving a car when he got a call on his cell. He picked up his cell and answered. "Hello", The voice then said, "Hello, this is god, and I have something to say," you laugh and say, "yeah right," suddenly you appear in a pure white room, with a Chinese man standing right in front of you with a pure white suit, the man then say's, "Believe me now? The reason I have summoned you is because I need a warrior," the man points towards a suit of white, blue, and gold armor, and says, "lease equip yourself, the others will be here shortly." you get suited up and the man then points towards some weapons on the wall, there are two spears with your name on them, you pick them both up, and has you do, you hear two people screaming behind you, you rush to them. As you arrive at them, you see them getting attacked by enemies. What enemies? You don't know, but you have to save them. You look at them, then you heave your Spear into the air. Then you throw it at the enemy. It starts to twitch. Kind of like a robot. Then it starts to flash and disspaears. The person also disapears. Then 'God' Starts clapping. "Very well done my boy, you've done great." Then you respond, "Wait, what? Those were robots?" The 'God' says, "Yes son, those were practice people. Very realistic. The best training around. Anywho... Ahhh, it seems the others have arived!" He then throws you down between two catholic priests who fight another for you. Suddenly 10 more practice robots appear in-front of you, You hear "God" say, "Prove me your worth!" then you are lunged by the robots, you pick up your two spears and spin like a whirlwind wasting them all. They twitch on the ground and disappear, God walks up to you and says, "Very impressive sonny boy, but you are not finished yet!", God claps his hands, and suddenly a armada of robots appear around you, God smiles and say's, "Destroy these, and you can become my warrior." suddenly he disappears and all the robots charge you, has they come at you in full force, you suddenly feel your arms getting lighter, and you are able more agile, as you dodge their attack's, you strike one causing a massive force of destruction in front of the spear, the enemy's numbers are down from 100, to 75, you become more and more calm as you watch your opponents, watching their faulty attack's, that are full of opening's, as you use your spears to widdle their numbers down, you hear something behind you, you look behind you and see the two clergy men now wearing White and Black robe's, ones hands are glimmering with light, and the others hands have fire (right) and Thunder (left), you watch in amazement has they both use powerful abilities and wipe out the rest of the enemy's around you, you say "Who are you? how did you do that?!" they replied... "We are God's Warriors, become a warrior of god and obtain great power..." they then disappear and leave you. Suddenly, from the scrap of all the robots they form to make one large robot! It strikes you with it's arms but you dodge them, you climb up one of it's arms gracefully and hop onto it's head. You take out your spears and repeatedly stab it in rapid succession eventually taking it down...
Thanx to
-loloynage2 (opening phrase) -samdawghomie -SoulHack117 (made a lot ) -Google567 -Riou1231
