ForumsArt, Music, and WritingHaiku Contest - Broken Bond (page 531, due: Feb 2)

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Maverick4
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A Haiku is a Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.

Well, that said, heres the rules:

1) The Haiku must be original (no plagarizing)!
2) It must fit the weeks theme
3) It must be submitted before the deadline
4) It must be submitted for the contest (no using works previously written)
5) One Submission per user
6) The Same User cannot win twice in a row (but there welcome to submit!)

Hopefully oneday the winner could get a merit...

The Deadline will always be a Wednsday, so the deadline for the first theme will be Wednsday, September 2. The theme is The Pond

(special thanks to 'thisisnotanalt'

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Avorne
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A. A God am I
B. Bow down to me minion
C. I haz a Death Note
D. Everybody likes the letter 'D' (and that smiley face I just made is pretty cool)

FallenSky
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Hey Avorne, what about taking turns for the judging from now on?
You always made the impression of a wise and thoughtful person on me and I feel you're destined to be a judge here!

Of course, Enter is always welcome to step up again as a judge ^^.

Avorne
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I agree - we shall have a rota. I do it one week and then you do it the next week and we proceed like that. In that case:

The person judging this weeks Haiku contest will be FallenSky

Saving123
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Waffle pie? I lol'd. I can't stop smiling.

FallenSky
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Good, then we'll be sharing omnipotence...A toast to our common deityship!

Saving123
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Awesome so now I know who to kiss up to. Lawl. =)

Ernie15
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Break out of the chains
Rush towards the distant light
Strife has disappeared

Avorne
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Yes! A toast to shared deityship - the fact that your post count Is nearly 666 isn't relevant at all...

MRWalker82
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Yes! A toast to shared deityship - the fact that your post count Is nearly 666 isn't relevant at all...


Dang it, and I was quite happy being an atheist. Well, it looks like I'll have to be a polytheist now since there are two of ya...
tomertheking
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Whatever you want
You can get without stangers
Dictaiting your life

I think this is an epic fail since I don't exactly remember what a syllable is, and I didn't learn what a haiku is.

Correct me if i'm wrong:

What ev er you want
You can get with out stange ers
Dic tait ing your life

MRWalker82
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That's perfect. Follows the 5/7/5 format and no lines rhyme.

Avorne
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Yes - luckily the only things you have to do if you worship us is have a beer every so often and enter the Haiku contest each week.

FallenSky
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Yes! A toast to shared deityship - the fact that your post count Is nearly 666 isn't relevant at all...

We're discovered Satan, what do we do now? Keep drawing pentagrams on my forehead...why ok!

Yes - luckily the only things you have to do if you worship us is have a beer every so often and enter the Haiku contest each week.

God, Big brother, Haiku judges...we really are the same; just listen to us and everything will be alright...In any case, follow Avorne's advices: submit something for the fun of it every week, stay cool and never forget that this contest's purpose is to have fun and develop our common interest in poetry...Although I would go for white wine rather than a beer ^^.

Avorne
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Ok - worship change:

Have an occasional drink to celebrate FallenSky and I being pure evi- Awesome.

White wine is good but rosé is too.

tomertheking
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WTF are you guys talking about??? Not the I understand you very much anyway. When are we starting again?

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