Game: G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra Rating: T for fantasy fiolence Discription: This game is an action packed third pesrson shooter witch takes place in the Arctic, the dessert, and a few other places. When you beginn the game you start of with only two characters, but you get more as you progress throught the game(and collecting them all is way worth it). And to spice up the game play, there are several hidden pickups(including file cards, intel breifcases, and even dogtags that unlock characters) throughout each level. Overall, I give this game a 8/10.
G.I. Joe Rise of Cobra(pt2) Alright, now that if covered the good stuff, lets talk about what didn't make it perfect(hah!there you have it you vultures!). First of all, the game play doesn't change much. The graffics are crumy, and your characters are the size of your thumb. But if your a fanboy, you can probably tough it out.
Game: Rome Total War Rating: T for Violence Description: A masive battle strategy game. You choose your army and fight your way throught the skirmish or campaign.
Game: Battle for the Pacific Rating: T for blood, violence and mild language Discription: As a world war 2 soldier you are called to the front lines of duty to protect your contry. This first person shooter is great with a huge selection of weapons and stunning graphics. You can shoot, stap and throw grenads at enemies to complete the game. But, no mater how good I make it sound there are some flaws. For one, your sight is almost invisible on the backround. And by the way, did I mention that you could change to ironsides in the game? Well I probably didn't tell you that they are not sensitive enough when aming, and the other way around for the plain old cursor. But the good qualities of the game shine above the bad ones. Overall, I give this game a 7/10.
Game: Lego Battles Rating: E Discription: Another fun lego game, lego battles is an addictive strategy game. You can play the king, wizard, pirate, governer broadside, space, and alien story modes, each with it's own uniqe story and characters. The actuale gameplay is a sort of creat a barracks to creat soldiers and that sort of thing. The combat system of this game is quite simple. All you have to do is select a soldier, tap on the enemy, and then watch the battle. But you can just as easily miss the enemy and issue the move command, sending your characters to their death. Also, when you trying to retreat from a battle, some of your minifigs will run back and attack, killing themselfs and not the enemy. But you get used to those minor flaws and have fun with the game. I give it a 9/10.
Game: Poorly written reviews Platform: PC/Armor Games forums Rating: N (No one should read) Description: I stumbled into the thread on the whim I might find a place to perhaps post some video game reviews, if I ever finish them; but that was not what I found. What I found was a poorly arranged string of words that were jumbled together to form semi-coherent sentences. As an avid member of the internets my resistance to poor grammar and spelling is higher than normal, however the tarnish of the English language is too hard to deal with; I'd rather slit my wrists and sit in a warm bath. Another fault is your inability to know how makes a review a review. You must look in depth at the game, not describe it at a glance, I'm using the style you posted to mock you however normal reviews are broken up into paragraphs and sections dedicated to aspects of the game. Graphics, Gameplay, Sound, Story, Characters, etc; these are the things your reviews lacks, detailed explanation and an in depth look at them. Your scoring of games is also atrocious, simply because you do not expand on what gives your score any weight. As you can see from my score of this I truly despised it, and reading this I'm sure you'll figure out why. Next time you wish you write a review please use the English language competently. Score: 0/10
