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...Get on your knee's ma' f/ucka'

"Can I have some of your Doctor Pepper."

That is what he would say.

"Am I your brother?"
"Can I use your toilet?"
"Say, I'm on TV tonight, right?"
"I need to borrow some underwear"

He could say anything.

hah, as much as I respect the man; theirs no way in hell I'd give him any of my dr. pepper

I've never tasted Dr. Pepper, I wouldn't know. XD
But no way would I give him my chips!

shouldn't this be on the forum games section? oh well this is fun... hmm he would say

"GOD DA**IT! I just wanted some shelter from the rain but looks like I accidentally blew away your house... oh well *takes chips and walks away*

"Oh, sorry...wrong house...."

*he continues to walk next door while the rain gets in your house*

"Robin kicked me out of our cave so can i crash here?"

"I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!!"

This was on facebook XD

"I hear you're a Spider man fan."

Batman says, "I'm not wearing hockey pants."

me:hey batman
batman:arent u scared
me:no not really
batman:ah cmon i did all the traning for nothhing
*batman steals a chip and says thats what you get for not being scared
me:O.O T.T my chip

"IT'S F***IN' WET OUTSIDE."

Is this a spam post? Not anymore.

"oops wrong house"

You are watching TV one Saturday, eating some chips and drinking a Dr. Pepper. It is raining hard and thundering and lightning. You here a slight noise and then Batman breaks down the door and blows away most of your house with the door. He points to you and says, "Sorry for the intrusion, but I don't have a water proof suit on right now, do you mind if I stay here till the storm blows away?", I would look at him and say, "Yeah sure man, make your self at home, want some chips?". Has me and batman sat there watching Scrubs, he said, "Man, Zack Braff is awesome... He heals patients and isn't afraid of nothin," to which I reply, "Yeah, J.D. is good, but I prefer Eliot." afterwards there was a long silence, and the storm stopped outside, he got up to leave and said, "You, are just like the joker...".