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Riou1231

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Posted September 1, '09 9:17am UTC

Part 1 - The Beginning of Randomness

Narrator: In the world of Earth existed a parallel universe... The world of Randomness, Now we follow the story of two young men named Riou and Rex in their search for randomness...

Riou: Come on Rex! Hurry up!

Rex: Yeah yeah yeah, don't rush me!

Riou: Hurry up or I'll do a Rick Roll!

Rex: Alright, Alright! Shut your pie hole, I'm finished.

Riou: Great! Now we enter the world of randomness!

Rex: Shouldn't we arm ourselves with weapons?

Riou: Don't worry! We're armed with our imagination!

Rex: Hahaha... (Why do i even bother putting up with this idiot?

Riou: Fine fine fine, Let us visit the Merchant of Random Crap...

Narrator: And so our two heroes entered the store of the Merchant of Random Crap, they looked around and saw many pieces of useless junk for sale for very cheap prices.

Riou: Hmm... How much for that Long Sword?

Merchant: That will cost you... let's see... 1000 bucks!

Riou: Cool, Here's the money!

Rex: How much for this Staff Old Man?

Merchant: That costs about... 1 buck!

Rex: One buck?! That's an outrage!!! Fine! Here's your dirty money!

Merchant: Nice doing business with you boys...

Narrator: They left the shop and the shop went into the shadows...

Part 1 - The Beginning of Randomness\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] In the world of Earth existed a parallel universe... The world of Randomness, Now we follow the story of two young men named Riou and Rex in their search for randomness...\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Come on Rex! Hurry up!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Yeah yeah yeah, don't rush me!\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Hurry up or I'll do a Rick Roll!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Alright, Alright! Shut your pie hole, I'm finished.\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Great! Now we enter the world of randomness!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Shouldn't we arm ourselves with weapons?\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Don't worry! We're armed with our imagination!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Hahaha... (Why do i even bother putting up with this idiot?\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Fine fine fine, Let us visit the Merchant of Random Crap...\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] And so our two heroes entered the store of the Merchant of Random Crap, they looked around and saw many pieces of useless junk for sale for very cheap prices.\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Hmm... How much for that Long Sword?\r\n\r\n[i]Merchant:[/i] That will cost you... let's see... 1000 bucks!\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Cool, Here's the money!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] How much for this Staff Old Man?\r\n\r\n[i]Merchant:[/i] That costs about... 1 buck!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] One buck?! That's an outrage!!! Fine! Here's your dirty money!\r\n\r\n[i]Merchant:[/i] Nice doing business with you boys...\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] They left the shop and the shop went into the shadows...

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Riou1231

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Posted September 3, '09 3:10am UTC

Here is the theme song!

Part 4 - Enter the Darkness

Narrator: After being in a coma for a week, Our hero Riou finally wakes up...

Rex: Riou! You alright buddy?

Riou: Yeah, I'm just fine... Well come on then! Let the journey continue!

Rex: But your still recovering.

Riou: Bah, This is nothing! Come on follow me!

Narrator: They both go out of the inn and a mysterious man greets them!

???: Why hello there, You are Riou and Rex i presume?

Riou: How do you know our names?!

Rex: Calm down Riou! Let's listen to what he has to say...

???: Thank you young man, My name is Frank and i am a Archer/Pirate and i want to offer my services to you.

Riou: What kind of services?

Frank: Slaying monsters, helping you, killing, etc...

Riou: Okay then! Your on the team!

Rex: So where now oh great stupid leader?

Riou: Now we go to... THE VALLEY OF THE DEAD!!!

Rex: WHAT?! Are you crazy?!?!?! Nobody's ever come back from that place!

Frank: I hate to agree but he's right.

Riou: Aww forget you guys, I'm still going!

Rex: Might as well come along...

Frank: I'm coming too.

Narrator: After hiking,walking, and climbing for 2 hours they finally reach The Valley of the Dead!

Rex: So what now oh fearless one?

Riou: We enter of course!

Frank: Sounds simple enough...

??? HALT!

Riou: Gabriel Soul! Not you again!

Gabriel Soul: Yes it is i, and i will not allow you to enter Master's Valley...

Rex: What you have a master?

Gabriel Soul: Oh who cares! I'll destroy you right here right now! Ultima Blast!

Narrator: And the horrid Gabriel Soul fires a large laser beam from his mouth greatly wounding our heroes!

Frank: That power... It-it's unstoppable...

Riou: I-i won't give up!

Rex: Dammit...

Gabriel Soul: Might as well finish off you pansies now!!! Dark Saber!

Narrator: Suddenly out of the blue, a glowing spear of light appears and deflects Gabriel's attack!

Gabriel Soul: Dammit! Today your lucky! But next time we meet you won't be so lucky!!!

Riou, Rex, & Frank: Who... was that?

TO BE CONTINUED...

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJJ6vW6J01E]Here is the theme song![/url]\r\n\r\n[b]Part 4 - Enter the Darkness[/b]\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] After being in a coma for a week, Our hero Riou finally wakes up...\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Riou! You alright buddy?\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Yeah, I'm just fine... Well come on then! Let the journey continue!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] But your still recovering.\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Bah, This is nothing! Come on follow me!\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] They both go out of the inn and a mysterious man greets them!\r\n\r\n[i]???:[/i] Why hello there, You are Riou and Rex i presume?\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] How do you know our names?!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Calm down Riou! Let's listen to what he has to say...\r\n\r\n[i]???:[/i] Thank you young man, My name is Frank and i am a Archer/Pirate and i want to offer my services to you.\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] What kind of services?\r\n\r\n[i]Frank:[/i] Slaying monsters, helping you, killing, etc...\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Okay then! Your on the team!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] So where now oh great stupid leader?\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Now we go to... THE VALLEY OF THE DEAD!!!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] WHAT?! Are you crazy?!?!?! Nobody's ever come back from that place!\r\n\r\n[i]Frank:[/i] I hate to agree but he's right.\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Aww forget you guys, I'm still going!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Might as well come along...\r\n\r\n[i]Frank:[/i] I'm coming too.\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] After hiking,walking, and climbing for 2 hours they finally reach The Valley of the Dead!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] So what now oh fearless one?\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] We enter of course!\r\n\r\n[i]Frank:[/i] Sounds simple enough...\r\n\r\n[i]???[/i] HALT!\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Gabriel Soul! Not you again!\r\n\r\n[i]Gabriel Soul:[/i] Yes it is i, and i will not allow you to enter Master's Valley...\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] What you have a master?\r\n\r\n[i]Gabriel Soul:[/i] Oh who cares! I'll destroy you right here right now! Ultima Blast!\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] And the horrid Gabriel Soul fires a large laser beam from his mouth greatly wounding our heroes!\r\n\r\n[i]Frank:[/i] That power... It-it's unstoppable...\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] I-i won't give up!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Dammit...\r\n\r\n[i]Gabriel Soul:[/i] Might as well finish off you pansies now!!! Dark Saber!\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] Suddenly out of the blue, a glowing spear of light appears and deflects Gabriel's attack!\r\n\r\n[i]Gabriel Soul:[/i] Dammit! Today your lucky! But next time we meet you won't be so lucky!!!\r\n\r\n[i]Riou, Rex, & Frank:[/i] Who... was that?\r\n\r\n[b]TO BE CONTINUED...[/b]

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SoulHack117

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Posted September 3, '09 5:07am UTC

'taps foot'

I want MORE! MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!

...
>_>
Is my character gonna get killed off? Q_Q if so...

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Riou1231

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Posted September 3, '09 11:03am UTC

Yes! Your character is gonna get killed off! *evil grin*

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R4000

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Posted September 3, '09 6:46pm UTC

pretty cool, really! I like it! More!

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SoulHack117

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Nomad

Posted September 3, '09 6:47pm UTC

>_> (Kills Riou)

There, no killing me off so soon...
(gets hit by a truck)

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Pois0nArr0w

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Posted September 3, '09 8:13pm UTC

You make Frank so... Noble. He's a pirate, not a knight. But I like it, all the same.

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Riou1231

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Peasant

Posted September 4, '09 3:08am UTC

Anybody else want a cameo? I guess i have space for 3 more cameos.

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Riou1231

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Posted September 5, '09 8:15am UTC

Part 5 - Death of the Soul

Narrator: As our heroes wonder who saved them they make a hasty decision...

Riou: Let's roast marshmallows!

Rex & Frank: Agreed!

Narrator: And so our heroes make a campfire and as night falls they roast and eat marshmallows...

Riou: *munch munch munch* So, You guys wonder who saved us was?

Rex: Pretty much...

Frank: Yeah, I wonder who would save a couple of strangers...

Riou: The err... heroic kind?

Rex: Probably.

Frank: Most likely.

Riou: Anyways, I'm going to bed.

Narrator: Our young lad Riou pulls out a trusty "Tent-In-A-Can" out of his pocket and shakes it, After a while out comes a portable tent!

Riou: *yawn* See you guys tomorrow.

Frank: I'm going to bed too Rex.

Rex: Okay i guess I'll go to bed too...

Narrator: Our heroes all go to bed and wake up 10 hours later revitalized and refreshed!

Riou: Now let's get going!

Rex: Where?

Frank: Yes, Tell us! Where?!

Riou: The Depths of the Underworld!

Frank: You have got to be kidding us...

Riou: No! It's true we are going to the Underworld!

Frank: *whispering* Is he always like this?

Rex: *whispering* Yeah pretty much.

Frank: Okay then, Well let's go!

Riou: It's decided! TO THE UNDERWORLD!

???: Over my dead body!

Rex: Gabriel Soul!

Gabriel Soul: Yes, It is i! The almighty Gabriel Soul! And now with the power of the Orb of Darkness i will kill you all once and for all!

Frank: The Orb of Darkness?

Gabriel Soul: Yes, It is a powerful ancient relic that is rumored to hold the world's most destructive entities of evil...

Riou: You freak!

Gabriel Soul: Muahahaha! Such attempts will not hinder your destruction! Ultima Magnus!

Narrator: And the evil Gabriel Soul fires a powerful, destructive, and evil beam of darkness upon our heroes greatly wounding them!

Riou: Urk... My lungs... are... burning...

Gabriel Soul: Yes, That is the power of the orb! But that is just a taste of what's to come!!!

Rex: DAMMIT!!!

???: Light Dragon Spear Blast!

Narrator: And just as our heroes are about to meet their fate the white and mysterious spear appears once again and destroys the orb of darkness!

Frank: W-What the?!

Gabriel Soul: Noooo! You have destroyed the orb!

Narrator: Just as our heroes turn around, They see a man in a white cloak walk into the darkness...

Death: Death awaits you Gabriel Soul...

Gabriel Soul: No! NO! It's not my time!

Death: Oh yes it is...

Narrator: Our heroes lay there still and paralyzed as Death himself appears and drags Gabriel Soul to the very depths of hell...

Riou: Well... That was... Interesting...

TO BE CONTINUEEEED!

[b]Part 5 - Death of the Soul[/b]\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] As our heroes wonder who saved them they make a hasty decision...\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Let's roast marshmallows!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex & Frank:[/i] Agreed!\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] And so our heroes make a campfire and as night falls they roast and eat marshmallows...\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] *munch munch munch* So, You guys wonder who saved us was?\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Pretty much...\r\n\r\n[i]Frank:[/i] Yeah, I wonder who would save a couple of strangers...\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] The err... heroic kind?\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Probably.\r\n\r\n[i]Frank:[/i] Most likely.\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Anyways, I'm going to bed.\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] Our young lad Riou pulls out a trusty "Tent-In-A-Can" out of his pocket and shakes it, After a while out comes a portable tent!\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] *yawn* See you guys tomorrow.\r\n\r\n[i]Frank:[/i] I'm going to bed too Rex.\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Okay i guess I'll go to bed too...\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] Our heroes all go to bed and wake up 10 hours later revitalized and refreshed!\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Now let's get going!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Where?\r\n\r\n[i]Frank:[/i] Yes, Tell us! Where?!\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] The Depths of the Underworld!\r\n\r\n[i]Frank:[/i] You have got to be kidding us...\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] No! It's true we are going to the Underworld!\r\n\r\n[i]Frank:[/i] *whispering* Is he always like this?\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] *whispering* Yeah pretty much.\r\n\r\n[i]Frank:[/i] Okay then, Well let's go!\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] It's decided! TO THE UNDERWORLD!\r\n\r\n[i]???:[/i] Over my dead body!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] Gabriel Soul!\r\n\r\n[i]Gabriel Soul:[/i] Yes, It is i! The almighty Gabriel Soul! And now with the power of the Orb of Darkness i will kill you all once and for all!\r\n\r\n[i]Frank:[/i] The Orb of Darkness?\r\n\r\n[i]Gabriel Soul:[/i] Yes, It is a powerful ancient relic that is rumored to hold the world's most destructive entities of evil...\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] You freak!\r\n\r\n[i]Gabriel Soul:[/i] Muahahaha! Such attempts will not hinder your destruction! Ultima Magnus!\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] And the evil Gabriel Soul fires a powerful, destructive, and evil beam of darkness upon our heroes greatly wounding them!\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Urk... My lungs... are... burning...\r\n\r\n[i]Gabriel Soul:[/i] Yes, That is the power of the orb! But that is just a taste of what's to come!!!\r\n\r\n[i]Rex:[/i] DAMMIT!!!\r\n\r\n[i]???:[/i] Light Dragon Spear Blast!\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] And just as our heroes are about to meet their fate the white and mysterious spear appears once again and destroys the orb of darkness!\r\n\r\n[i]Frank:[/i] W-What the?!\r\n\r\n[i]Gabriel Soul:[/i] Noooo! You have destroyed the orb!\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] Just as our heroes turn around, They see a man in a white cloak walk into the darkness...\r\n\r\n[i]Death:[/i] Death awaits you Gabriel Soul...\r\n\r\n[i]Gabriel Soul:[/i] No! NO! It's not my time!\r\n\r\n[i]Death:[/i] Oh yes it is...\r\n\r\n[i]Narrator:[/i] Our heroes lay there still and paralyzed as Death himself appears and drags Gabriel Soul to the very depths of hell...\r\n\r\n[i]Riou:[/i] Well... That was... Interesting...\r\n\r\n[b]TO BE CONTINUEEEED![/b]

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SoulHack117

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Posted September 5, '09 9:42am UTC

Kinda funny... the Ultimate Being of destruction... Is defeated by death... >_>

Hm... Oh well, I have a feeling Gabriel will be back.

(PS: Make him more evil when He comes out of hell... Kinda looking like this...)

(PPS: If anyone reads Negima?! I give ya props for reading that awesome manga. Also, Evangeline FTW)

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Riou1231

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Posted September 5, '09 12:29pm UTC

You guessed it! Gabriel is going to come back! Also he will be more eviler and more powerful than before!!! Oh well... He's gonna get killed off again anyways >.<

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CrazyFire80

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Posted September 5, '09 4:31pm UTC

Can i have one a cameo? I wanna be bob the crazy axe murderer

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Riou1231

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Posted September 5, '09 11:00pm UTC

Sure Crazy, You can be Bob the Crazy Axe Murderer! I believe your going to be an Antagonist correct?

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Riou1231

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Posted September 6, '09 11:34am UTC

The next part will be up tomorrow!

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