In 19th Century Freak shows they would sometimes exhibit "The Pig-faced Lady"... this creature was neither a pig nor a lady what they in fact did was get a bear drunk and shave it... it is so cruel but the inpracticalities of such an endeavour made me laugh.
There is nothing like being in the smokies and watching a moma bear and her cubs climb in the trees. Also, I always talk about how a bear would own a tiger or any other big cat. Of course, if one came after me I would probably crap my pants.
Lol it's great because of what a flat out lie the "edobear" is telling xD It shouldn't be funny, but it is. Then with the creepy facial expression and walk it's even better.
I've petted a bear once... It was in my camp, when I was camping with my parents, it came in, and stole our peanut butter, then the next day, it came and slept right in front of our tent, I petted it and such, and when it woke up, it still let me pet it... I think it thought we were it's property >_>