Name: Samuelism (sam - YOU ELL - ism) Type: Monotheism Religious Manual/Scripture: Budweiser Core Belief(s): ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT!!!! AND PARTY EVERYDAY!!!! God(s): Samuel, the Drunken Rock God
Name: Stropian (Strop-eh-ahn) Type: Monotheism Religious Manual/Scripture: The Way of Moderation Core Belief(s): The belief that new gods are chosen through a thing called 'Wheel of Moderation'. God(s): Strop, and his lover Cenere (I am soo gonna get banned for doing this...)
Name:Something Type:Monotheism Religious Manual/Scripture:A book where is written something Core Belief(s):If you do something, you will earn something or lose something. Depending form the something you did. God(s):The guy who knows something
Now I know how boddhidharma would have felt when his realises his philosophy of life has been turned into a series of rituals, chants, incense burning and endless walls of flame on Livejournal :P
Name: Orgasm Type: Monotheistic Religious Manual/Scripture: Playboy Core Belief: If you follow a strict schedule of one orgasm every 6 hours, you will live forever in the Playboy Mansion. If you break this Covenant you will burn in the self consuming fire of World of Warcraft. God: Joe Francis (maker of Girls Gone Wild)
-ps, I didn't know the maker of Girls Gone Wild of the top of my head lol, I googled it God: The Ultimate Ladies Man, Fonz.
that was mine, but disregard the last part lol I was going to make Fonz the god but decided against it and forgot to delete it xD
Name: Stropian (Strop-eh-ahn) Type: Monotheism Religious Manual/Scripture: The Way of Moderation Core Belief(s): The belief that new gods are chosen through a thing called 'Wheel of Moderation'. God(s): Strop, and his lover Cenere
Cuz of the imposter. People kept confusing the fake with the real, and he would've been banned if the imposter was banned, so he quit. But his projects will not die!
Name:Televisionism Type:monotheism Religious Manual/Scripture:TV guide and nothing else. Core Belief(s):If you watch your TV all day everyday, you will take on the holy form of obesity, and watch more TV. If you dare to ever turn your TV off, you will be damned to go outside and do something most athletic. God:L.G.Samsonibasonicaha, the all showing giant TV hidden within the depths of the living room.
