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SoulHack117

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Nomad

Posted September 8, '09 7:27am UTC

This contest is...
(all rights reserved by respective owner...)

THIS... IS... GAYNESS!

How this works is, be has gay has possible on here, and not get banned. On the 30th, I will judge all the comments on here, and then judge everyone.

The rules of this contest are has follows:

1- No spamming
2- Can only be done in this thread
3- Be gay has possible, without getting banned
4- Do what ever you can do, to be has gay has possible
5- Pictures are Okay, has long has they don't break the rules
6- NO CYBERING! NO ABSOLUTELY NO!
7- Can post in here has many times has you want, but only the most current post will get judged.

(Note: I will try to get a mod to give someone a merit if they win... though I personally believe merits are dumb, and take away from the competition... but hey, this might give some people an incentive to play)

This contest is...\r\n(all rights reserved by respective owner...)\r\n[url=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jLmX_8LH3uo/R4OzXiH-ZfI/AAAAAAAAB5U/skb8Ls9WbeE/s400/homosexual_agenda_2005.jpg][img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jLmX_8LH3uo/R4OzXiH-ZfI/AAAAAAAAB5U/skb8Ls9WbeE/s400/homosexual_agenda_2005.jpg[/img][/url]\r\n\r\n[b]THIS... IS... GAYNESS![/b]\r\n\r\nHow this works is, be has gay has possible on here, and not get banned. On the 30th, I will judge all the comments on here, and then judge everyone.\r\n\r\n[b]The rules of this contest are has follows:\r\n\r\n1- No spamming\r\n2- Can only be done in this thread\r\n3- Be gay has possible, without getting banned\r\n4- Do what ever you can do, to be has gay has possible\r\n5- Pictures are Okay, has long has they don't break the rules\r\n6- NO CYBERING! NO ABSOLUTELY NO!\r\n7- Can post in here has many times has you want, but only the most current post will get judged.[/b]\r\n\r\n[i](Note: I will try to get a mod to give someone a merit if they win... though I personally believe merits are dumb, and take away from the competition... but hey, this might give some people an incentive to play)[/i]

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TotallySane

643 posts

Nomad

Posted September 13, '09 11:06pm UTC

be back in a bit, gotta go learn how to speak 'Texting'.

Please don't.

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Ernie15

13,344 posts

Bard

Posted September 14, '09 1:52am UTC

Haha, well Floyd wins in my book. Klaus comes in with a close second.

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poopydoopy

132 posts

Nomad

Posted September 14, '09 1:00pm UTC

hey baby got some fries 2 go with that shake:P well thats all i got

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snazzy777

739 posts

Nomad

Posted September 14, '09 1:14pm UTC

Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After reviewing his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me," he said, opening the gate and walking in.

After some walk, Saint Pete's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing. Saint Pete was furious. "If you do that again, you'll go straight to hell! But follow me, we're almost there."

After some more walk, Pete dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Pete was even more furious than before, but decided to give the gay guy one last chance.

Again they walk and for the third time Pete drops his keys, so he bends over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no self control jumps on him. Pete is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to hell.

A few weeks later, Saint Pete goes down to hell for his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his ass off.

"Why is it so damn cold down here?" Pete asks.

"Well, you just try bending down for firewood!!" the devil replied.

Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After reviewing his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me," he said, opening the gate and walking in.\r\n\r\nAfter some walk, Saint Pete's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing. Saint Pete was furious. "If you do that again, you'll go straight to hell! But follow me, we're almost there."\r\n\r\nAfter some more walk, Pete dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Pete was even more furious than before, but decided to give the gay guy one last chance.\r\n\r\nAgain they walk and for the third time Pete drops his keys, so he bends over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no self control jumps on him. Pete is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to hell.\r\n\r\nA few weeks later, Saint Pete goes down to hell for his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his ass off.\r\n\r\n"Why is it so damn cold down here?" Pete asks.\r\n\r\n"Well, you just try bending down for firewood!!" the devil replied.

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Klaushouse

2,770 posts

Nomad

Posted September 14, '09 2:10pm UTC

I am here to inform you that that joke was not funny.

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ajajaj92

195 posts

Nomad

Posted September 14, '09 6:19pm UTC

gay joke:

the medic tells the patient:
_I have a good and a bad news,witch do you want to hear first?
_the bad news first,doc.
teh doctor aswered:
_the bad news is:you have homosexual attacks during the night
_OH!and the good news?
and the doc:
_the good news is that i love you

ITS JUST A JOKE A FOUND IN THE INTERNET!DONT YOU DARE CALLING ME GAY!also,please excuse possible grammar mistakes.

By AJ.

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Klaushouse

2,770 posts

Nomad

Posted September 14, '09 6:40pm UTC

You are:

a)gay
2)grammatically retarded

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Veobahamut

887 posts

Nomad

Posted September 14, '09 6:48pm UTC

I am here to inform you that that joke was not funny.

I thought Snazzys joke was pretty funny.

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Bronze

2,417 posts

Shepherd

Posted September 14, '09 6:54pm UTC

a)gay
2)grammatically retarded

Either it should be 1) and 2) or a) and b)

:^{D

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SwordAndShield

567 posts

Nomad

Posted September 14, '09 10:35pm UTC

Do all you know is to be gay?

That was gay

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Crab65

327 posts

Nomad

Posted September 15, '09 12:19am UTC

We should invite David Bowie and Katy Perry. Then we'll have a real competition!

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theodin

33 posts

Nomad

Posted September 15, '09 12:54am UTC

wow bold and daring contest

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theodin

33 posts

Nomad

Posted September 15, '09 12:55am UTC

i love you i not no girl heheheheh

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x_soccerkid_x

217 posts

Nomad

Posted September 15, '09 1:15am UTC

i flip stools upside-down before i sit on them =)

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FloydTC

2,906 posts

Nomad

Posted September 15, '09 2:33am UTC

I like musical theater.

I win again.

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