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Notes: Criticism... one of the things I hate in life. Comments... one of the things I like in life.
Rhino's Average Life
Rhino: What time is it? Well, I better get up before the grassland is taken over by lions. *goes outside*
Wildebeest: Hey Rhino. The lions have already taken over the grassland, just to let you know.
Rhino: Ahhh nuts! I don't anywhere else to eat.
Wildebeest: There's a forest near here, you fool.
Rhino: I'm not a fool! You lazy butt! Well, bye.
Wildebeest: I wouldn't follow him. That fool.
Rhino: Where should I go? Hm.... Oh, the forest is just up that hill. Looks pretty high though. *frowns*
???: Who goes there?
Rhino: Rhino here. Trying to get up the hill.
Leopard: Oh, I know you. You're Rhino, the fool.
Rhino: So, I've been told about. *looks away*
Leopard: Wait! Don't go just yet!
Rhino: What? I haven't got all day.
Leopard: How about you get me some food and I'll let you pass?
Rhino: Sure. What do ya eat?
Leopard: Antelopes, rabbits, you know. I'm a carnivore.
Rhino: Okay. I'll start searching.
To be continued...
By the way, these stories are short.
