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kyocat64
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What would you do if you had two days to live? You could fight the zomibes but it would take years to kill all of them and they're everywhere. You had two days to do anything cause money wouldnt matter. What would you do? I'd marry my gf and do the nasty, then just sit back and wait. When they came I'd fight as long as I could.

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PossibleInstability
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What's a zomibe?

kyocat64
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Oops! Zombie! Lmao

shayblyth
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i would pretend to be dead....and cover my self in deodrent so they couldt spell my flesh

kakashi890
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i'd have the biggest party ever.

Xavier1
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Jesus, I almost feel like a what would you do in a zombei apocalypse thread should be stickied. I can't even comprehend how many of these have been made in the time I've been on this site.

kyocat64
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Cause then it wouldn't be something fun to post about ever once-in-awhile

kakashi890
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come on no love for partying your butts off then when they come...well its already known what happens no matter what when they show up.

kyocat64
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I'd have a Super Smash Bro's Brawl party xD

obscuredemon
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Tell the Americans that the Russians are planning a secret attack from Zombieland and watch the nukes fly...

kyocat64
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You can die of nuclear radiation instead of zombies! I'd rather die fighting

1984chevy
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Kill them all!!!

Ernie15
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Jesus


I doubt he'll be part of any zombie apocalypses. xD
TexanProvo
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Grab my rifle and bowie knife and take as many of them to hell with me as I could, after a pint or two. Or, the smarter option, take the rifle, knife, and beer and get on a boat and go out in the middle of a big lake. Come back for supplies when required (shoot animals from the lake, go to shore, collect the body, take it back out and process it) and fish. But, I'd want to try a helicopter first and that's probably what'd get me killed. I could put one on the boat.

ainsworth13
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steal my dads car....go to a military base....aim a nuke at the moon... jump on the nuke...fly away.........

jkmadman1
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IDK

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