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T-Rex's Life

Posted Sep 13, '09 at 4:34pm

sporex

sporex

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Short stories/chapters.
(You probably won't like this. :P)

T-Rex's Life - Chapter 1: Discovering the Island

T-Rex: *Yawn* I'm so sleepy. Well, I better eat. *goes outside*

Pteranodon: Hey Rex! Too bad you're not me.

T-Rex: Why?

Pteranodon: You don't have wings. Duh.

T-Rex: Well, that comes to some disadvantages.

Pteranodon: Pfft. Like what?

T-Rex: I dunno.

Pteranodon: Well, see ya.

T-Rex: (I wanna bite his head off) *frowns* I smell Spinosaurus pee. I hate that guy...

Rat: Hey Rex. You know, you could eat me. Aren't you hungry.

T-Rex: Yes. Seen Spino any where?

Rat: Yup. He's hunting me down. *sigh* You can rough him up a bit, right? Maybe just stop him from hunting me.

T-Rex: Are you nuts? He's HUGE!

Rat: Sorry to bother ya.

T-Rex: *winks* Okay.

Spinosaurus: Well hello Rex.

T-Rex: *Closes eyes* Uh... H-Hello.

Spinosaurus: What's the matter? Afraid?

T-Rex: N-No. So are you-

Spinosaurus: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR FOOLISH TALK! I NEED TO FIND A RAT!

T-Rex: (Geez, what a troublesome guy)

Spinosaurus: I'll be off. *leaves*

T-Rex: Phew. Man, I'm hungry.

Velociraptor: Hi Rex. *grins*

T-Rex: WHY THE HECK AM I ENCOUNTERING RANDOM ANIMALS AND DINOSAURS?!?

Velociraptor: *frowns* Too many dinosaurs on this island. Maybe an extinction event will happen.

T-Rex: *laughs* You stupid little raptor. Dinosaurs are the most successful animals ever. We will never die out!

Velociraptor: (Stupid fool) Attack!

T-Rex: What? Who? *frowns*

Velociraptor: Ugh. My group isn't here yet. Bye...

T-Rex: Bye. I better not find more random animals.

Stegosaurus: Hi Rex.

T-Rex: OH MY GOSH! WHAT'S WITH THIS WORLD?!? I'M JUST GONNA EAT YOU! *roar* Ow. A sore throat. *cough cough*

Stegosaurus: You fail. See ya.

T-Rex: NO!!!!! DON'T GO! STAY! *cough* Hey what's that smoke?

Stegosaurus: *looks up* Hey, it's coming from that mountain.

T-Rex: Ignore it.

To be continued...

 

Posted Sep 13, '09 at 4:36pm

TotallySane

TotallySane

670 posts

(You probably won't like this. :P)


Good guess.
 

Posted Sep 13, '09 at 4:40pm

sporex

sporex

1,745 posts

Good guess.


So yeah, this sucks. But, I don't give a ****.
 

Posted Sep 13, '09 at 5:10pm

sporex

sporex

1,745 posts

T-Rex's Life - Chapter 2: Volcano Eruption

T-Rex: Ugh. Geez that smoke smells bad! *cough*

Pteranodon: Bad news up here too. Too much smoke.

*Explosion*

T-Rex: What the heck was that?

Pteranodon: The volcano erupted!

T-Rex: We gotta move!

Pteranodon: There's ash falling from the sky and lava destroying the island! The end of dinosaurs!

T-Rex: Shut up! Just get away from the lava!

Pteranodon: I'll just fly away.

T-Rex: No!!!!!!

Velociraptor: Told you.

T-Rex: *frowns* Oh well. Just run.

Velociraptor: Wait, I got a splinter. *looks down on foot* OH MY GOSH!!!!! *moans loudly* OH NO!

T-Rex: Just hurry up! I need some survivors to eat when this stops.

Velociraptor: No way! *jumps in lava*

T-Rex: What a dummy. Aw man, a cliff to the ocean. The only exit! *jumps* I'm drifting off to another island...

Megalodon: Hi. I see your island is destroyed.

T-Rex: Who are you?

Megalodon: A shark. Megalodon.

T-Rex: Okay. Why am in a story? I mean, I'm extinct right?

Megalodon: Yes. Me too.

T-Rex: That doesn't explain anything.

Sporex: I am ending the story. Sorry for the short story.

 

Posted Sep 13, '09 at 5:17pm

Klaushouse

Klaushouse

2,959 posts

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