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Short stories/chapters.
(You probably won't like this. :P)
T-Rex's Life - Chapter 1: Discovering the Island
T-Rex: *Yawn* I'm so sleepy. Well, I better eat. *goes outside*
Pteranodon: Hey Rex! Too bad you're not me.
T-Rex: Why?
Pteranodon: You don't have wings. Duh.
T-Rex: Well, that comes to some disadvantages.
Pteranodon: Pfft. Like what?
T-Rex: I dunno.
Pteranodon: Well, see ya.
T-Rex: (I wanna bite his head off) *frowns* I smell Spinosaurus pee. I hate that guy...
Rat: Hey Rex. You know, you could eat me. Aren't you hungry.
T-Rex: Yes. Seen Spino any where?
Rat: Yup. He's hunting me down. *sigh* You can rough him up a bit, right? Maybe just stop him from hunting me.
T-Rex: Are you nuts? He's HUGE!
Rat: Sorry to bother ya.
T-Rex: *winks* Okay.
Spinosaurus: Well hello Rex.
T-Rex: *Closes eyes* Uh... H-Hello.
Spinosaurus: What's the matter? Afraid?
T-Rex: N-No. So are you-
Spinosaurus: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR FOOLISH TALK! I NEED TO FIND A RAT!
T-Rex: (Geez, what a troublesome guy)
Spinosaurus: I'll be off. *leaves*
T-Rex: Phew. Man, I'm hungry.
Velociraptor: Hi Rex. *grins*
T-Rex: WHY THE HECK AM I ENCOUNTERING RANDOM ANIMALS AND DINOSAURS?!?
Velociraptor: *frowns* Too many dinosaurs on this island. Maybe an extinction event will happen.
T-Rex: *laughs* You stupid little raptor. Dinosaurs are the most successful animals ever. We will never die out!
Velociraptor: (Stupid fool) Attack!
T-Rex: What? Who? *frowns*
Velociraptor: Ugh. My group isn't here yet. Bye...
T-Rex: Bye. I better not find more random animals.
Stegosaurus: Hi Rex.
T-Rex: OH MY GOSH! WHAT'S WITH THIS WORLD?!? I'M JUST GONNA EAT YOU! *roar* Ow. A sore throat. *cough cough*
Stegosaurus: You fail. See ya.
T-Rex: NO!!!!! DON'T GO! STAY! *cough* Hey what's that smoke?
Stegosaurus: *looks up* Hey, it's coming from that mountain.
T-Rex: Ignore it.
To be continued...
