If you weren't a virgin, you wouldn't be freaking out for someone to post porn, you loser. Just admit that you're a virgin.
haha you guys take me too seriously. I guess its true that sarcasm doesnt travel well on the internet. if I wanted to see pictures like that, I would probably search them on google. but it isnt really at the top of my list.
"Dude, I love you, can I shine your shoes? I love how you talk about threesomes on the internet so that people can see how good you are with chicks! Can I suck your **** some time?"