I take a mirror out of my pocket and look into it. I see a saw. I take the saw and cut the mirror in half. Then I put them together to make a whole. I make a hole on the ground and now I have a small black hole. I suck everyone in with my blackhole and The Hill Is Mine!
I horribly deformed space-time about your blackhole so that your blackhole sucked itself and I runned very, very far. After disparition of it, was here springed mountainous amount of power. You substited and unwares you didn't substit. I created a new Earth, I brought hill onto it and the hil is mine!!!