Oh, about that Kanye West upstaging Taylor Swift? For sure. I envisage we start with the radio interview the day after, where he made the following admission:
"Yeah, I knew what I'd done was wrong the moment I handed the mic back and she didn't continue-"
...And I couldn't help but wonder how she felt, about the hand she'd just been dealt, The hand of fate twisting events on this date, With the world listening to every word that was said, just- not by her, but I ain't intend to incur such a slur, On the VMAs, it's like the days of old, when I- spoke up for gays, or when I told the world- N*****s deserve Grammys too, so you can boo, But I ain't holdin' back on the whammys, no, Imma go forth and say what I say, Sure I step on toes but you know, come what may, So yeah, I'm sorry Taylor, but it had to be done, And I'm holding the grip of a smoking gun, But the bullet's golden, I ain't beholden, To a world of injustice to keep my trap shut, Thus this qualified apology I'll wrap it up, Maybe call your cell later to ask, "wassup?"
lol.
p.s. this rap was thrown together quickly and in no way claims to represent the views of Kanye West.
