I was running and I tripped over a tree branch and my upper lip was bleeding, both of my knees were bleeding, the palm of my hands were bleeding , and my elbows were bleeding. I got blood all over my favorite Shirt! Right now I have a scar on my lip, and it's almost gone.!!
Today, I went to my school's football game. When going there, I hit a squirell. Then, after the game, I went to go to my car, and I had left my lights on!
I was driving home after getting my job at the wolf center, and as I was driving, I wanted to pull out my wallet to see if I had enough money to get a smoothie from Jack In The Box, I pull it out, and I am driving with one hand at this point, and I look in my wallet, and I continue to drive. I keep lookin in there, so while my attention was away from the road, I hit a street light, and broke my own nose, after my hand flew back from the collision... Yeah... not too smart...
When i was about 5, my nan had a couch with an arm that folded down when moved a certain way so it could be slept on, i was jumping off this arm with my cousins for a while uaware that the arm did this so i jumped off it folded and i fell off slipped on a newspaper and broke my arm in 4 places.
I drank in school and got expelled for a week, for something I said to a teacher.
The guy who sits behind me in math eats grass (weed) in the middle of math class. I also think that he has vodka in his water bottle, instead of water. Too many stoners in that class...
