I love jokes and riddles but I can't find any good ones. So I made this topic on Jokes and Riddles you wish to share.
The rules are simple: 1. Must sate joke/riddle AND the answer. We're here not to guess but to learn and pass on. 2. Nothing explicit or pornographic. It's just plain wrong. Nor anything offensive to a specific person HERE. Don't laugh at my expense but I couldn't care less about George W. Bush. (I a Democrat, so what?) 3. Have joke/riddle at the ready. You just want to talk, then go somewhere else.
I'll Start.
What do you call a redneck that likes gum? Hubba Bubba!
Joke: Yo momma is soo poor, I saw her kicken a can down the street, I ask her what she doin, she said "movin". Joke: Yo momma is so fat, she has to go to the ocean to take a bath. Joke: So, I was drivin in this ghetto place yesterday, and I saw this baby on the street corner, I drive up to the baby, and I ask "Hey Baby, what you doin on the street corner?" and the baby said "Sellin crack.".
