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i can see how that will play out. hitler:"what the hell where am i?"
bluedevil: "your in the year 2009 hitler".
hitler:"oh my god"
bluedevil:"yeah hitler sir you've been dead for ike 65 years".
hitler:"ok tell me one thing"
bluedevil:"ok shoot".
hitler:"tell me how many russians are there still,and are their still jews in germany?"
bluedevil:"i'm not sure how many russians but its a lot,and yes their are still jews in germany".
hitler:&quotut me back where i was,i was king there".
bluedevil:"what?"
hitler:"yeah i was king of hell."
bluedevil:"fine" *shoots hitler in the head*
well blue you still want hitler back?

hitlerut me back where i was
blue: "fine *shoots hitler in head*
hitler: do you know who i am?*hitler raises arms thus followed by ten hordes of nazi zombies
hitler: i am zombie hitler!
*enslaves earth besides blue eyed blond haired full blooded german christians.

still think its a good idea blue?

I would bring back Chuck Schuldiner,Cliff Burton,Keith Moon,John Entwistle,Layne Staley,Bon Scott and John Bonham so they could make some great music again.

Hitler: Are you Jewish
Buzzmerin: Yeah, why?
Hitler: I'm Hitler!
Buzzmerin: Dang, you really let yourself go.
Hitler: Attack!
(Evil robot Nazi's who are also zombies come out from the depths on Finland and enslave all of mankind to do their bidding.)
Buzzmerin: Oh, snap.

I would bring back Micheal Jackson, for the music, but cut off his d**k to keep little boys safe.

And yes, I know that Hitler did not come from Finland.

I would bring back.... George Washington. It'd be funny to see him in this modern day world. He'd look all confused. :P

I would bring back George Carlin or maybe Abraham Lincoln. I would love to see Abraham Lincoln's reaction to modern day

I'd bring back Abraham Lincoln. Then I'd bring back someone random like Sir Thomas Moore and make them battle to the death! And when one dies I'd bring him back and continue the fight.

Freddy Mercury

I'd bring back Dumbledore so Hogwarts can finally be rid of those death eaters!

And Plato and Socrates.

I would bring back to life . . . John and George

my grandfather, my father didnt met him cause he died when he was just 2 doesnt have memories about him and i think my dad would be really happy if he could talk to my grandfather rightnow

My good friend who passed on at 14/15 due to cancer.