Okay, the rules are simple, like most of the other topics I post. All you gotta do is start up Google Language Translator, and choose a random language to speak! I do not recommend English, because we always speak it! Also, state the language you speak! Last thing, copy paste what it translates to, so you can have all the fancy symbols and such.
Will lock now, since this thread is waaaay old, and there is no real awesome purpose to it. People are not even writing it themselves, as per OP they are using a translator. So agreeing with Strop some two years ago, and conclude it did not work out.