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wuut
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From CNN.com


"Chuck Norris, at the age of 65, passed away from a massive heart attack. He was at his home working out on his Total Gym, having sex with his wife, fighting three ninjas, and playing with his kids when he suddenly complained that a train was running over his heart. The autopsy shows that Chuck Norris did not have a heart, nor was he even human"

Here's a screenshot of the article:
http://i877.photobucket.com/albums/ab331/wuut/Picture1.png?t=1254339258

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MageGrayWolf
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http://www.funlol.com/2416/Chuck_Norris_Dies!.html

snazzy777
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Oh no!!!

rafterman
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He died 4 years ago?

ShylaGirl92
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http://www.burnedbytheman.com/politics/rip-chuck-norris-dead-at-67-from-heart-failure

wuut
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He died 4 years ago?


Yes, the government kept it a secret because the death of Chuck Norris a secret because they are making millions off of Chuck Norris facts and clothing.
freakymonkey
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I think that he is a big money maker and I'm sad he died

ComradeGamer
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R.I.P Chuck Norris gonna miss the guy, he was so kick azz.

Flippin3500
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@ComradeGamer and freakymonkey

If you couldn't tell... it's not real.

Pogit
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Lol, that made me giggle. = ]

Veobahamut
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If you couldn't tell... it's not real.


The whole point was to pretend it was real to mislead others for fun, ruined it now.
ShylaGirl92
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The whole point was to pretend it was real to mislead others for fun, ruined it now.


only an idiot would believe that .....
windshift
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The whole point was to pretend it was real to mislead others for fun, ruined it now.

It says he died while having sex with his wife while fighting 3 ninjas and playing with his kids.

I mean which parent would play with their kids during sexy time. Not Chucky. He aint a paedophile.

German3945
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I mean which parent would play with their kids during sexy time. Not Chucky. He aint a paedophile.

being immortal is what turned him into a pedophile. he just got tired of waiting for them to get old enough to bone.
iamsuperawesome
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lol thats not funny

Snakebite
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I almost believed you! Until I looked at the Url.

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