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pounder19
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Hi im just wondering why I always get chased by animals while riding my bike(especialy dogs) I dont bother them but they always chase me.Now I only go riding bikes with my friends and iv'e taken a likeing to skateboarding.I also get chased by girls at school. It is so annoying!

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Armourknight
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you stole my cookie, didn't you?
CONFESS!

I bet he did. He couldn't of stole Ernie's cookie, he went to hell.
OMG! He tried to steal Graham and Ernies cookies? He should go to jail!

Anyway, youre a Chick magnet and an Animal Magnet.
playaholic
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jokes aside,i think maybe the dogs like you cos you smell like dog food,while the girls like you cos they either ranna happy slap you or give you a kiss in the face,advice,form a group of people to follow you and the girls will most likely dissipate

Armourknight
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just act mental (go Hyrgtrlkdfgjtfgkdgrl! fjgrldfgjgkrdflld!) theyll be scared of you...

playaholic
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thats another way...

SwordAndShield
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Because youra chick magnet man. If you think it is bad, I am sorry to say that you may be gay.

pounder19
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Trust me I am not gay.

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