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MageGrayWolf
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Have any Bad or for that matter good pick-up lines?

I have been chuckling at this one all day.

Let's do some math.
I'd like to add my bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

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the_manta
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"I think we should go see that new movie, Ponyo, together."

Blu3sBr0s
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Wait...I don't get it...

Fishstick + Me = Gayfish

Fishsticks...Fried...Breaded...Delicious

Me...Rapper...Genius

Gayfish...Homosexual...Swims

Is it because Fishsticks are breaded...which mixes with genius...and swims?

I think we should go see that new movie, Ponyo, together."


That's a good one.
deserteagle
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It was from south park. nm

I didn't get the ponyo one.

the_manta
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It's just a satirical shot at a lame movie that I don't think any girl over twelve would want to see with a guy.

Meh.

Blu3sBr0s
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It was from south park. nm


And I was quoting Kanye West from South Park when he didn't get the joke =P
chu
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chu
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guy "I know this awesome party thats goin on"

girl "Where at?"

guy "In my pants"

girl "ooh who's gonna be there?"

guy "two round men, and one tall man"

MageGrayWolf
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Hey, I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?


LOL funny one TSL3.

This while not exactly a pickup line this was a real classifieds ad placed in the paper.

"Got job, need woman."
supercoo222
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Honking your horn ISN'T a pickup line! Do you think a girl is gonna follow your car, until it stops, then flirt with you? NO!

marioman327
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Are you from Ireland? 'Cause my pen15 is Dublin in size.

PossibleInstability
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It's just a satirical shot at a lame movie that I don't think any girl over twelve would want to see with a guy.


...And that's a bad thing?
FireflyIV
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Who needs pick up lines. All ya' gotta do is give her two tickets to the gun show *kisses biceps*.

Pixie214
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All ya' gotta do is give her two tickets to the gun show *kisses biceps*.


I have people at my school like that *shakes head*

What a beautiful night for an evening.... a strangely nice thing to say >_>

"I went round to my girlfriends house and her dad answered the door he said 'I want her back by 8:15' I said 'Middle of August? That's cool'" a joke on Americans can truly appreciate I fear.
FireflyIV
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I have people at my school like that *shakes head*


Or you could go for a bottle of sex panther. Either way.
supercoo222
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Your so hot you got it all and you should be all mine cause your fine.

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