This class uses the pointless and outdated techniques of the past to fight the superior powers of the present! Woohoo!
This class is based on strength.
Throw Pebbles (Starting Move)
Go back to the time of the cavemen! Yay! Throw a few pebbles at your opponent for 50% of your strength or a flat total of 200 damage (because there's only so much a few pebbles can do, no matter how beefy you are)
CD: 2 (you have to be able to find more pebbles, amirite?)
Omg!!! I can't believe it!!! You fell in love with me enemy!!! Wtf!!! Lowers the enemy's physical defense by 10000%, hp by 10%, and strength by 9999999%.
Turn into a victim of the Bubonic Plague! Gain bleeding boils and lesions all over yourself, as well as sickening dehysration and vomiting! Poison piercing is up 4000%, and you absorb water and ice damage, but you die in 4 turns.
Spill oil on the enemy or yourself, dealing damage equal to 351% of your fire piercing to whoever the target may be. Also roasts the target alive, dealing damage equal to 105% per turn for 33 turns.
Call in a dinosaur (or 2 or 3 or an entire pack...)! 50% chance of...4 attacks of 75% of your speed on random enemies, and 50% chance of 1 attack of 250% of your strength and speed on a single enemy!
